It's just Riley

I haven't posted any new kitten pics
in a while...

My husband sends me pics everyday
from his iphone

So I thought I'd share..

we LOVE this little animal

no reason

I just like this pic..
What are your thoughts?

trailer

Star Trek
Trailers
check em out
go here

photo shoot

yeah.. so
(me being the awesome photographer that I am)
Had a photo shoot with Santa today

What did you do today?

missed the bus

the sweet pickles bus
never stopped at my house
alas, I was too old..

I might have made it to an Ivy league School if it did..
I guess we'll never know

random find

I'm getting you this for Xmas...

random find

Suri Cruise says
"FUCK YOU"
"all You non-Scientology-Sons-a-Bitches!!"

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Hey, does anyone wanna come over tonight and

watch the Incredible Mr. Limpit?
I can stop by the video store after work...

No?
You're right... it's probably not as good as I remember it

OKay.. but you can't deny watching this movie
when you were 8 or 9 - and diggin' it!!
You CAN'T!!

thirty five

Well kids... today is the day
I officially become OLD
thirty five

Look what I got
from my pals at work!

click for larger view

This was some good cake! - Thanks Ann

(like the sticky note says..
you're the greatest person I know)

Ann made me these too! - She's a Culinary Expert
- See for yourself


Envy my goods!


And to top it all off - Angela A.K.A 2fools
Just emailed me the greatest poem ever written:

Happy Birthday, my dearest pal

for the friend you were and are right now.

When I needed you most, you were right down the street!

When my parent's starved me, your mom let me eat.

Milkbread and lemonade was all I had-

but dinner at your house was MEATBALLS AND SALAD!

We laughed at the table, your dad got pissed off

"YOU'LL CHOKE" he would say, "Now KNOCK IT OFF!"

Holidays were rarely a joy, so I'd trot down to your house

to make a gingerbread boy.

Remember the time we went to your Aunts?

"Let's go sledding!" you said, "Me in the back, you in the front!"

"OH SHIT!" I said. "This hill's too high, If we go down it, my friend, we'll surely die"

"Don't be a baby!" You evilly grinned, "I'll give us a push and then I'll jump in"

Off like a rocket we flew off the cliff, no way to steer, I was scared stiff!

"...you in the front" echoed again - "I'll kill her" I thought "once we get to the end"

But we squeaked through the branches of every white birch, escaped with our lives

and didn't get hurt!

We stopped dead on a stump and busted our rocket,

and laughed as we limped in the house for hot chocolate.

Oh the good times we shared, my best friend and I

I'm glad we both made it to see 35.

We're still just as cute and funnier still

and not a day more mature than when we were just girls.

We're older but wiser and still just as close - so raise your glass all you Slackers

and let's make a toast!

To The Greatest Blog of All Time, no writer can beat her!

Happy Birthday, Jen - from your best friend and readers :)

We love you!

Angela

picture pages

"Time to get your crayons and your pencils"

Go Here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -
this week brought to you by 2fools



It's Victory Day
I don't feel victorious
Sitting at my desk

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

I'm prepared

This clip is for my husband... clicky here

Because I always say..
"I AM PREPARED LIKE A BOY SCOUT!!"
(Not a girl scout - all they do is sell stupid-ass cookies)

AND HE ALWAYS SAYS..

"NO ... YOU'RE NOT
You're NEVER prepared for anything"

- I disagree -

card

My friend Angela A.K.A 2 Fools

sent me this card... and I thought I'd share...

My birthday is two days away..
the big 3-5
I'm old now - I Don't know how this happened

Feel free to send gifts to make me feel better...
thanks

it's just dinner

my husband made lasagna tonight
and it was good

just sayin'

this just in...

They have already started
playing Christmas Music
on the radio station I
listen to at work...

nothing but holiday music
- around the clock - until December 25th

an email

the following is an email
I received this morning
from my friend Angela A.K.A 2 Fools

enjoy...

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! This guy was on the right
of me pulling up to a red light, I saw his McCain bumper sticker...
pulled up next to him and did the "HA - HA" from the Simpsons
HAHAHAHAHAHA He just looked at me like "WTF!??" LOL
I am wearing all red white and blue today - because it is the FIRST
TIME IN EIGHT YEARS I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY,
FREE AT LAST!"

"Check out Mia's Shirt
I made that shirt this morning for her with a blue and red marker.

No more BUSH!"

link of the day

cool link...
Thrift Store Adventures

check it out - here

blue

***Can I get a BLUE STATE
HIGH FIVE!!!!!***

To those of you who waited in lines to vote
I thank you

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hope

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -



WORK: creates SADNESS
Crushes our sense of freedom
We weren't meant for this!!!

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

who is voting?

Okay Kids..
it's POLL TIME!
Needless to say - I will be voting for the
Democrat tomorrow
Just wondering what your plans are

VOTING DAY POLL
	McCAIN!!
	OBAMA!!
	NOT VOTING!
Free polls from Pollhost.com

thanks

Muchas Gracias to
The Wife O Riley
for Awarding me with the
Superior Scribbler Award

in return I give it to
fonziesox.blogspot.com
AND to 2 fools

recap

Halloween Recap

Halloween Recap

happy

Happy Halloween
Kids!

flashback

the blue carpet square

The year was 1979
The place was kindergarten

Everyday we would gather 'round in a circle
to learn the important stuff..
like the alphabet.. numbers..the proper way to hold scissors..
whatever

We would all line up and grab a "carpet square" to sit on
there was this one carpet square in particular..
it was ROYAL BLUE

Everyone wanted it.

So when the teacher would say LINE UP!
THERE WAS A MAD SCRAMBLE to the front of the line
to grab the ROYAL BLUE carpet square.

Until one day.

"Elizabeth"
(short red hair, freckles, rather quiet)

On this day Elizabeth was fortunate enough to get first in line.
She grabbed "royal blue" and carried it with pride.

We all sat in our circle
everything was going as usual..

Until Elizabeth suddenly jumped up and ran over to the teacher
and whispered in her ear.. she had a distressed look on her face.

The teacher looks over at the Blue carpet square
all the kids in class turned their heads at the same time to look..
**What's going on! What Could be wrong with the Blue carpet square?????**

Teacher runs over to the BLUE CARPET SQUARE
and carries it away, all sopping wet ... dripping as she walked

A hush fell over the kindergartners
all stunned... watching the teacher carry it away...
like a fallen soldier on the battlefield.

Elizabeth pissed
all over the ROYAL BLUE CARPET SQUARE

It was a sad day.. a day that will live in infamy
It wasn't that carpet squares time to go

It was OUR FAVORITE

I still recall a shout out from the circle..
"Not the Blue One"


It was never seen again.


the end

cute

My friend Kim got a new puppy...
His name is "Sparky"

Behold the Cuteness!

link

McLink
go here

linkages

In honor of Halloween

I will post A freakish or halloweenish
link every day this week

morbidanatomy.blogspot.com

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -

This Week Brought to you by MISS ALEX


Stop Calling My Desk
How Can I Finish My Work?
Someone Please Kill Me

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

linkages

In honor of Halloween

I will post A freakish or halloweenish
link every day this week
thehumanmarvels.com

a great site
I've posted it before...
check it out