I didn't get a lot of sleep last nightWHY you ask?
Sleeping next to my husband is like sleeping next to a
grizzly bear.
***Snoring: breathing during sleep with harsh noises caused by vibration of the soft palate.***
HE EVEN ARGUES WITH ME
IN HIS SLEEP!!
Actual Conversation:
ME: (*kick him* *punch him*) STOP ! STOPPPPPP!
TIM: Huh? WHAT?...WHAT? Huh?
ME: Please...Please stop snoring you're killing me! I can't sleep.
TIM: I'm NOT
ME: Oh, okay it must be me then.
TIM: That's right it's you, stop it.
snoring continues....
ME: STOP!!!!!!!!
TIM: I'm NOT SNORING, Shut up
ME: ME shut up?!??! YOU shut up!!
TIM: Be quiet. I'm sleeping now.
ME: ***sigh***
(he has no memory of this conversation)
How do you argue with someone who is asleep
and actually win the argument?
- You Can't.
I'm tired.
4 comments:
I've snored so loud before that I woke myself up...
Is that bad? lol
i could have written this...i sleep on the couch most nights. hubby won't believe me either (yawn)
I do have one of those sound machines
from sharper image
I set it to Thunder Storm
-Volume on MAX
But it's no match for the grizzly bear!
I'll check your blog out
Thanks
=)
Here's something: I have the worst reputation for snoring there ever was... I've been compared to the following:
1. Drunken Bum
2. Chainsaw
3. Jackhammer
My boyfriend said he's glad he doesn't have curtains up in his room... he's afraid I'd inhale them. Perhaps I should get it checked out. Maybe not.
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