Wednesday, April 19, 2006

can't sleep.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night
WHY you ask?
Sleeping next to my husband is like sleeping next to a
grizzly bear
.
***Snoring: breathing during sleep with harsh noises caused by vibration of the soft palate.***



HE EVEN ARGUES WITH ME
IN HIS
SLEEP!!

Actual Conversation:
ME: (*kick him* *punch him*) STOP ! STOPPPPPP!
TIM: Huh? WHAT?...WHAT?
Huh?
ME: Please...Please stop snoring you're killing me! I can't sleep.
TIM: I'm NOT
ME: Oh, okay it must be me then.
TIM: That's right it's you, stop it.

snoring continues....

ME: STOP!!!!!!!!
TIM: I'm NOT SNORING, Shut up
ME: ME shut up?!??! YOU shut up!!
TIM: Be quiet. I'm sleeping now.
ME: ***sigh***
(he has no memory of this conversation)

How do you argue with someone who is asleep
and actually win the argument?

- You Can't.

I'm tired.




6 comments:

Mostskillz said...

I've snored so loud before that I woke myself up...

Is that bad? lol

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Anonymous said...

i could have written this...i sleep on the couch most nights. hubby won't believe me either (yawn)

Mitch said...

It's just as bad when it's the other way around -- my wife snores. Fortunately, she doesn't argue with me. . .but she sleeps so soundly it's hard to wake her up. You might be interested in my blog especially if you like music or technology. MAybe this could guide you to an item that gives you some "white noise" to drwon him out. Just click on my name or the icon. Thanks for letting me read and post. You have a good sense of humor in the face of a difficult situation. :)

Jen said...

I do have one of those sound machines
from sharper image
I set it to Thunder Storm
-Volume on MAX
But it's no match for the grizzly bear!

I'll check your blog out
Thanks
=)

2 fools said...

Here's something: I have the worst reputation for snoring there ever was... I've been compared to the following:
1. Drunken Bum
2. Chainsaw
3. Jackhammer

My boyfriend said he's glad he doesn't have curtains up in his room... he's afraid I'd inhale them. Perhaps I should get it checked out. Maybe not.