Reason #3426
Why I hate people
So today I was driving home..
I was on a busy main road - a lot of traffic
To my right.. a burger king parking lot
There was a silver, beat up looking jeep cherokee
waiting to pull out
the driver was a middle aged woman
big glasses.. baseball hat... curly blonde hair
...fluorescent pink jacket... and a rather enormous head
I slowed down
and gave her the wave
she waves back,
starts to pull out
and then.. get this
she STOPS to take 2 huge bites from her whopper
she waves again
then continues to pull out into the street
one hand on the wheel one hand on the whopper
unfucking believable...
I hate people.
To my right.. a burger king parking lot
There was a silver, beat up looking jeep cherokee
waiting to pull out
the driver was a middle aged woman
big glasses.. baseball hat... curly blonde hair
...fluorescent pink jacket... and a rather enormous head
I slowed down
and gave her the wave
she waves back,
starts to pull out
and then.. get this
she STOPS to take 2 huge bites from her whopper
she waves again
then continues to pull out into the street
one hand on the wheel one hand on the whopper
unfucking believable...
I hate people.
18 comments:
I guess Whoppers are too irresistible to not eat them while driving.
I'm with you, Jen. As Seinfeld famously said about people, "They're the worst." The most eloquent on the topic of hatred for people I've ever heard is Louis C. K. Hilarious.
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It doesn't pay to be nice to people, Jen. I learned that in the slam.
By the way, the bathroom sink in your rental unit doesn't work. Oh, and it isn't in the bathroom anymore.
Y'm sorry but that is freakin' hilarious. I think that I would have fallen out of the car laughing.
I hate people with enormous heads too!
The fluorescent pink jacket was a give-away...
Well Jen, at least you did a good deed. Nice to know there are at least some considerate drivers out there. Don't let her get to you. You're bigger than that.
Btw, I love whoppers. Whopper juniors are good too. I usually get the whopper with cheese, no onions, no mayo. Of course I order onion rings, but I hate onions on my cheeseburgers. I miss burger king. None up here, just McDonald's. Burger King actually went out of business up here. I guess the locals have made McD's their fast food choice. Although McD's apple pies are great. And they have the best fries. Still, I'd rather have a whopper any day over McD's horsemeat burgers.
I'm sure there was something enormous on the other end of that head too!
Hah! I know, it's wrong to laugh at your pain, but it's funny too, because you're watching this scene unfold and can't believe what you're seeing.
I haven't eaten at Burger King for four thousand years, but after reading this post, now I MUST HAVE a little burger and some of those weirdly coated onion rings.
I would have it with no tomatoes or lettuce or mayo, but maybe extra pickles? What other greasy salty items could I have. I am going to look online and see what my options are.
I can't stand it when that happens.
Personally, I would have felt obligated to remove her large head from her shoulders using a rusty hacksaw...but that's just me.
Yes. Plus you would have gotten a free whopper out of it, Jen. I mean, she wouldn't have needed it... and why let a good whopper go to waste.
wow. I just don't even know what to say to that. wow.
it did make me laugh, though.
It may have been my sister. She looks like this.
Honk! Well done, Sans!
Bet the inside of her car is like a rabbit hutch.
I used to have a problem with Drink Driving.
Now I only drink at traffic lights when the car is stopped.
Fuckin' hog. LOL - did you guys see SuperSize Me? That shit grossed me right out. I NEVER eat at McDonalds or any of those places. They should close em down.
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