And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
I dread coming here...
My co-worker smells rancid
Do I deserve this?
Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
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Strip club at lunch time!
Four dollar ribeye buffet
Plus the full frontal
Ann the Fed Ex Rep
What shade is your thong today?
Please bend over...pink.
Ketchup in the coin
Return, Exact Change Bandit
Strikes again Fuckers!
I work with an ass
I hate him with a passion
He is a douche bag.
My cube mate annoys
Can he spit more when he talks?
He smells like turkey
Standardized testing
Why do we waste time on this?
How long 'til Spring break?
Sorry I'm late with this Haiku but the asswipes at work that can't stay home when they are sick have forced me to be bedridden for 4 days:
PERFECT ATTENDANCE
GETS YOU A STAR BY YOUR NAME
I'M PAYING FOR IT
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