Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I bet...

I bet these two would hate each other


Butter Girl: Nice Hat Bitch

Raisin Girl: Go have another butter cookie - your ass needs it

Butter Girl: Raisins suck.. they ruin everything
everyone loves butter.. only dirty hippies like raisins

Raisin Girl: THAT'S IT - I'LL KICK YOUR
NATIVE AMERICAN ASS
RIGHT NOW

Butter Girl: I'd like to see you try

Raisin Girl: whore!!

Butter Girl: slut!


the end


I got my money on the butter girl..
Who you got?


21 comments:

teri said...

yeah, the butter girl knows how to use a bow and arrow. the raisin girl doesn't stand a chance. plus the raisin girl looks too girly.

Miss Alex said...

If I could wear butter I would.

I HATTTTTTTTTTTE RAISONS

Some Guy said...

Forgive me, but I'm imagining a WHOLE different scenario involving these two ladies.

Jen said...

eeuuuuuuuuu
no way.

lacatcuracha said...

I'd pick the Indian, they don't fool around!..

Jason said...

Definitely the butter girl. There's no way to cut the box of raisins to make her knees look like boobies.

SkylersDad said...

In my mind butter girl would eventually win out, because butter is good, and fruit is evil.

coffeypot said...

I don't care that much for raisons, but the squaw would scalp the slick ass butter girl.

coffeypot said...

Besides, raisons are sun-dried grapes; therefore the Indian would be a sun-dried Italian.

Annie said...

Everyone knows that Butter girl would win. Even if Raisin girl got her in her grips, all Butter girl would have to do is slather up and slide away.

Sans Pantaloons said...

I'm a dirty hippie.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Butterworth would whip both their scrawny asses.

Anonymous said...

boy u must really hate yur job to have this much mental free time

Bunk Strutts said...

What Jason said. Makes me wanna Poca Hontas.

Anonymous said...

I'm soooo hot for them.....I'm about to cum like a mentos dropped into a 2 litre of Diet Coke...what element will they be fighting in? A mixture of raisen juice and butter would suite me fine!
Breonitron

Just Dave said...

Butter girl on a split decision after 12 rounds.

VE said...

I think it'd go down more like this:

Raisin girl: Here's some liquor...

Native American: Here's my casino...

Brad said...

always bet on the native 'merican

kirby said...

Not only would Butter Girl kick Raisin Girl's ass, she would go on to use every bit of her remains.

Micgar said...

Butter Girl would surreptitiously drop a butter stick on the ground-Raisin Girls slips on the butter stick. Butter Girl stomps Raisin Girl's ass! Butter Girl jams a stick of butter down Raisin Girl's throat for good measure. You see, I have this all worked out.

Komodo Jazz said...

While the Native American chick is good at ranged attacks, proficient with the bow & arrow, if the Latina gets in close, Pocahontas is screwed. Latinas fight hard and dirty.