Monday, April 20, 2009

does anyone know?

Does anyone know who's underwear this is?
I found them on the ground next to my garage

And it's not like I live in a ghetto...
making this "find" - even more perplexing

they look BRANDY NEW fresh out of the package!
So if they belong to YOU
I'll send them back if you send me a self addressed
stamped envelope

thanks

Jen @
casualslack

19 comments:

teri said...

OH GOD! You touched them? You're not supposed to touch stuff like that.

Sorry, they aren't mine. I wear thongs...

Jen said...

yep..
I bent down to pick it up thinking
it was some rag my husband used to
wash his truck..

imagine my surprise

***shudder***

Some Guy said...

If they have a skidmark that's in the shape of the Virgin Mary, they're mine.

SkylersDad said...

Not mine, I am more of a "commando" guy...

M@ said...

1st guess: Your husband's girlfriend?

M@ said...

I haven't worn underwear since I lost my job.

Nobody™ said...

I bet that fucker Dick Small put them there. That dude's creepy. Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Good....I'm not the only one to make a joke at Dick Small's expense...I was worried there for a minute...OH they are womans pantyloons no? Was it windy that day? People are cutting costs by hanging out laundry...Noerb

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

They look like something Miss Alex might toss away. ;0)

Sans Pantaloons said...

They could be mine, if they are Marks & Spencer size XXL.

What do they smell like?

Miss Alex said...

ahhh getting "Ballsy" are we monkerstien...???

;)

coffeypot said...

Let me check...nope, not mine. I still have mine on.

Annie said...

Yuck.

Kim said...

GRANNY PANNIES!

(Why would a granny leave them in your yard? Was she lost?)

Litzi said...

OMG! I was wondering where Mama left her over-sized drawers...and she claims she doesn't need/want a keeper!

Sarah said...

JESUS!

I think someone is trying to tell you something.

anne altman said...

sans is without pants. send 'em across the pond!

deb said...

what the hell is going on up the street??????????

2 fools said...

OMG! HAHAHA "Skidmark in the shape of the Virgin Mary" love it.