a conversation I had with
with my husband this evening.
HIM: Did you ever find that egg McMuffin?
ME: Nooooo, you didn't find it yet??!?
ME: How do you lose an EggMcFuckingMuffin??
HIM: I dunno
ME: Are you sure it's not in your jacket pocket?
HIM: I'll check again.. no it's not there
ME: If it's in my truck somewhere it's gonna smell
HIM: No it won't - it's cold out
ME: I still don't want and egg McMuffin rotting away in my truck
HIM: It's weird...