there's nothing to eat

yep...
This is what's
in our fridge.

We Only Have 3
Food Groups
- Condiments
- Beverages
- And I think there's some
cheese in the drawer

We're All About
"Healthy" Living!

You Can't Do That.

Don't even think about kissing anyone in public in KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia

Couple faces year in jail for kissing in park
full story

yikes...

37 pieces of flair

"Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself."

- Stan, Chotchkie's Manager





If I had to wear flair,
here are some of the pieces I would choose.


office space

it's Friday

casual: Being without ceremony or formality; relaxed
slack: Lacking in diligence or due care or concern; negligent: a slack worker

we would've been state champions

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

- Uncle Rico

Feed the Kitty

I think this is one of the greatest cartoons of all time.
"FEED THE KITTY"
from Warner Brothers

Plot Outline: A bulldog, charmed by a kitten, tries to keep her hidden from his human guardian.
Directed by
Chuck Jones 1952

*First appearances of Marc Antony and Pussyfoot.

This is back when cartoons were good...
None of that BRATZ, SPONGE BOB Crap

Progress

Now that's what I Call Progress Kids..


Everything is growing!
And no... it isn't weed.

I think I missed my calling in life. I could have been a Horticulturist.
It's peaceful. It's relaxing. I'd be good at it.
I just never gave it any thought. And now it's too late.

Unless of course anyone wants to pay my mortgage while I go back to school...
URI has a great program.
Anyone? ... Anyone? I do accept paypal.


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Don't let -Shoulda • Coulda • Woulda- Happen to you.

Gary Larson Rules

The Far Side-
the greatest single-panel cartoon strip ever created!


Gary Larson

Closet Napping

I was looking all over the house for my cat last night.
Found him napping on this sleeping bag in the closet.
I guess I can't blame him for not coming when I called him.
I would have kept napping too... Looks comfortable.
He has a real tough life - as you can see.

Because you CAN'T - That's why.

Don't even THINK about flying a kite
in ISLAMABAD, Pakistan

YAHOO news
Pakistanis Say Kites Are Health Hazard

They must have some hard core kites over there...

Elrond is 46 Today

Or Agent Smith if You Prefer.
(Not a MATRIX fan myself)

He was there three thousand years ago, the day the strength of Men failed.

- Good for him.

imdb.com

Star Trek Karaoke

Star Trek Karaoke

I'm not a Star Trek Fan
But this is funny.

Too bad it's so short.

DUBYA

If you're not a big
"DUBYA" fan
You might like this site...

whitehouse.org

Godzilla raps

In reference to that last Godzilla Post
here is Godzilla's rap video

Courtesy of
Gorilla Mask

Pillsbury Expires...

*Click pic for larger version.

Man in Black

Spiderman is all in black
for the next movie
opening in theaters
on May 4, 2007.
Hopefully in this movie
a large, heavy object
falls on Kirsten Dunst
and Spidey isn't there to
save her.

I like the black suit.
But what I want to know is... who makes his suit?
Maybe he got it on ebay.

spiderman.sonypictures.com

The Simpsons MOVIE

July 2007 Release Date
See msnbc

I don't want to wait that long!

I hope
Ralph has a lot of screen time...

Even More - Random Useless Facts!

- Thirty gallons of water is used for the average shower in the U.S.

- Mosquitos are more attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

- The Egyptian pyramids were once faced completely with marble.

- Nabisco stands for National Biscuit Company.

- Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms per day.

- The earth is 4.5 billion years old.

- 70% of dust of house dust is dead skin cells.

- A rat can go longer without water than a camel.

- A gold fish's memory span is three seconds.

- Most hamsters blink one eye at a time.

- The only bird that can fly backwards is the Hummingbird.

- Ants dont sleep

According to Useless Fact of the Day

Saturdays

Tomorrow is Saturday My favorite day of the week!
I remember when I was a kid Saturdays meant morning cartoons followed by "Creature Double Feature"

This was way back... when television sets had knobs and you actually had to get up to change the channel!
*Imagine the horror*

Creature Double Feature was on WLVI Channel 56. (that's UHF kids...)
Classic horror movies with Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney Jr.
and Bela Lugosi. It also showed the full range of old Godzilla movies
and B-movies from the late 1940's – 60's.
These movies are unquestionably CLASSIC!
I loathe todays horror movies.
Just mindless graphic violence and butchering.
- Not my idea of a good time.


Godzilla was no doubt my fave!
The bad acting... the bad voice overs. Priceless!


I think I'll netflix some of these movies! - Bring back the memories.

Stewie doing the - "it's friday dance"

this site has free animations
bigoo

Generation X - hey that's me.

Generation Xers — Born 1965 to 1980
"Generation Xers are technologically savvy, having ushered in the era of video games and personal computers during their formative years. But witnessing skyrocketing divorce rates, their parents being laid off after years of dedicated service and challenges to the presidency, organized religion and big corporations instilled a sense of skepticism and distrust of institutions. Because they don't expect employer loyalty, they see no problem changing jobs to advance professionally.

In contrast to the baby boomers' overtime work ethic, generation Xers believe that work isn't the most important thing in their lives. They're resourceful and hardworking, but once 5 o'clock hits, they'd rather pursue other interests."

According to this Article >The Generations in Today's Workplace<
click me

In my opinion, the 80's sucked
I hated the clothes, the music
I hated it All.
I'm so thankful I was born in '73,
that way my college years
weren't during the 80's
- That would've sucked...

Now the 90's were cool.
You know they were!



A friend emailed me this -
You might be a child of the 80's if:
• 3 words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
• the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories
• You've recently horrified yourself by using any one
of the following phrases:
- "When I was younger"
- "When I was your age"
- "Because I SAID so, that's why"
- "What the HELL is this noise on the radio?"
• Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language
• You ever used the phrase "don't make me angry...you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry" when trying to frighten someone off.
• You know who shot J.R.
• You remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh.
• You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
• This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."
• You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
• You know what a "burnout" is.
• A predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid"

heaven & hell

Made it myself.

Make your own
South Park Character
(This is old.. but it's still good)

Go here southparkstudios
then click Create-A-Character now!

There's some good flash games too...
great for boredom. Check it out.

these make me laugh...

If bad words offend you, I recommend closing your eyes.

Money well spent.

This is the DFX Metal Detector.
I bought it a couple of years ago. I cost me about $1,000.
Sure, they have models that cost $200 But nope,
I had to have the best one.
I had to have the shiny one with all buttons and lights.

It’s a sickness
Anyone who knows me, knows I have to buy the best one
and I if can’t afford the best one I have to have the next best one.

Friends call it the $1,000 paper weight the $1,000 coat rack,
the $1,000 clothes hanger... and so on, you get the gist..

These days I keep in thrown in the spare bathroom shower
just to get it out of the way. Recently my husband found Travis, our cat
curled up on top of it taking a nap.
*great*

Anyway
I had some loose change on my desk this morning
and it reminded me of the DFX.

I probably used it about 5 times total
and when I say “I” - I mean my husband would walk around with it
(I don’t want to carry that thing, it hurts my arm)
and when it beeped I made him dig the hole.
I pretty much just stood there and waited anxiously for him to unearth that box of diamond rings and gold coins that I had envisioned finding.

Here is a list of what I actually found
• Rusty Nails
• Endless Pull Tabs
• Bottle Caps
• Wire
• Chunks of Unidentifiable Metal
• Cans
• Did I mention Pull Tabs..
• Couple of Quarters
• One Indian Head Penny (I was actually excited about that one)
• A Dime

Yeah, so it was definitely worth the thousand bucks...

"unofficial" episodes

No Star Trek shows on TV or Movies in production and the Geeks are restless... "Obsessive fans" have begun making "unofficial" episodes.

Yeah, and I bet they're really good too...


I'm no expert, but I think a Star Wars fan - Could kick a Star Trek fans ass any day. But I could be wrong.


See fox news for the Full Story

Random Useless Facts

Why post random useless facts?
- WHY THE HELL NOT.
Just be thankful you have
something interesting to read.



•Today is tommorow's yesterday. Today is yesterday's tommorow.

•Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.

• The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the
"General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

•A typical double mattress contains as many as two million house dust mites.

•Women reject heart transplants more often than men.

•At the turn of the century, most lightbulbs were handblown, and the cost of one was equivalent to half a day's pay for the average U.S. worker.

•Humans are more closely related to chimpanzees than African elephants are to Asian elephants.


According to Useless Fact of the Day

Sell crazy someplace else...

Check out this post
about Katie Holmes
Click Me

They look like they
could be brother & sister,
don't they?
They both have that
CRAZED smile.
I think they're creepy.
Scientology

Superman is Coming, Everyone Look Busy.

Superman Returns
Opens June 30
Wow, he really does look completely different when he puts on a pair of glasses. Unrecognizable!

**sigh**

Starring Brandon Routh... WHO?
I dunno.

OKay, OKay... It actually looks pretty good, check out the trailer:
WATCH TRAILER

the spiders are back

a·rach·no·pho·bi·a : An abnormal fear of spiders.
Now, I wouldn't call it ABNORMAL.

Spiders are spawned in hell.
I have an agreement with the spiders.
You stay away from me, and I let you live.
I know, I know.. they are good ...
They kill bugs that are bad.
But the agreement still stands. Don’t come near me.

Well, Spring is here... and with that comes spiders.

A tarantula sized spider was waiting for me on the dryer door last night.
I was minding my own business doing laundry, and there it was... invading my personal space.
WHAT ABOUT THE AGREEMENT??? You must die.

I’m almost paralyzed with fear of this nasty creature.
I look around frantically for a weapon...at the same time not taking my eyes off the invader, because once you take your eyes off it- It escapes. The nearest thing in reach - a roll of paper towels It will have to do

I take aim - I smash
He drops... HE RUNS??!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Under the dryer he flees. Now he’s wounded and no doubt looking for revenge. What if he makes his way to the clean laundry basket and takes up residence in one of my socks?

I have to finish this job.

I’m on my hands and knees trying to look under the dryer. I see him.. He sees me. He’s pissed.

I grab flat metal sign that was in the basement I slide it under and proceed to smash with all my strength.

He escapes AGAIN now he’s heading straight towards me.
- I must destroy him

I grab the paper towels and with every last bit of energy left in my body I lunged the roll downward.

VICTORY

Did I feel bad? A little. But we had an agreement.

Old Cemetery

Went for a walk through this old cemetery not too far from my house.
It had that old, New England, Steven King feel to it.
Got some good shots. Some of the stones dated back to the 1700's
Thought I'd share...
(Click to make bigger)






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I don't want to live in Florida

In the news...
topix.net

what dick wants

the Smoking Gun posted the vice president's
hotel room requirements

Caffeine-Free Diet Sprite...
Guess he's trying for a trim, girlish figure.

And it's hard to turn on the TV ...
Better get someone to turn it on for you Dick.

Leprechaun Sighting in Alabama

this...you have to see
CLICK ME


from
gorillamask.net

Charlie has a Theory

Charlie Sheen
has been quoted as saying the following:
"It seems to me like 19 amateurs with boxcutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75 percent of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory. It raises a lot of questions,"

"Just show us how this particular plane pulled off these maneuvers . . . It is up to us to reveal the truth."

"The collapse of the Twin Towers looked like a controlled demolition."


I will listen to other peoples theories on a conspiracy... BUT I'm not listening to Charlie Sheen

Note to Charlie: Go have another cocktail with your favorite stripper... Leave the thinking to the smart people, thanks.

Thursday is the Gateway to FRIDAY

It's Almost Friday Kids
Can I get a "HELL YEAH!"

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

"It's not okay because if they take my
stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

Why don't people get their own office supplies?? I'm sick of it.

Everyone is always stealing shit off my desk.

They all come in coughing and sneezing an blowing their nose
THEN they use MY phone and take MY stapler.

Is there no office etiquette? Is there no common courtesy?
I'm sick of it.

NOTE TO OFFICE STAFF: Don't touch my stuff, thanks.

Because sometimes, peas can be scary.

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the COLTS?

You Suck...
How could You?
How could you go to the Colts?

Adam Vinatieri = Traitor
One who betrays one's country, a cause, or a trust.

***Have Fun with Peyton***

jerk

Just Another Blonde Joke

My Friend Emailed Me This Blonde Joke Last Night
And I Thought I'd Share...


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

It says I need to relax.

apparently,
I've been putting far too much effort into trying to be a superhero...
get yours