love... exciting and new

I posted how it was
"Captain Stubings"
Birthday
a few weeks back
and it gave me this vision...
RE-MAKE!

we'll call it
"LOVE BOAT Puerto Vallarta Nights"

Starring
•Kurtwood Smith (from that 70's show)
as Captain Merrill Stubing
"Gopher, you're such a DUMBASS"
•George Clooney as Doctor Adam Bricker
•Steve Zahn as Purser 'Gopher' Smith
•Samuel L. Jackson as Bartender Isaac Washington
"What do you want to drink Motherfucker?
Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you!"
•Sarrah Jessica Parker as Cruise Director Julie McCoy
•Emma Watson (from Harry Potter) as Vicki Stubing

Co-Starring
• Bruce Willis
• William H. Macy
• Angelina Jolie
• Bernie Mac
• Oprah Winfrey as the ships photographer

What's Better than That???
I Smell a HIT!

It's so bad...It's GOOD.

Leave me a comment if you have a better casting idea.