Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Work Sucks Haiku


And Now...The Tuesday
Work Sucks Haiku


Punch in the time card
Rot in your chair for 8 hours
Go home - then repeat




Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

16 comments:

Teri said...

well, at least your cube is tidy.

that was a good haiku, by the way.

Jen said...

not my cube...

my cube is MESSY
hahaha!

2 fools said...

THAT my friends... is MY cube. Neat, tidy and organized... very unlike myself because I'm a fat slob.

Thank you.

2 fools said...

Tuesday SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS:

I wish I knew Karate;
I'd chop your throats out
With my mighty hands of steel.

HAHAHAHHA I'm only kidding, it's not THAT bad.

Teri said...

oh, you were psyching us out with the slack website up on the computer....

at least one of the girls has a tidy cube.

2 Fools, I'm sure that last part is NOT true!

julia said...

haikus are cold agua on a hot day.

Give me a fourth wall
And I'll have proof that this is
A damn prison cell

mixednut said...

I am sooo sleepy,
I woke up early for this?
Where is my pillow?

JSV said...

Hey Jen
I'm in TN sitting in an office space setting. It's like a library in here. I can't imagine doing this five days a week! People in their little cubes staring at monitors...creepy really.

If this is what office space is about...get me outta here!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Fucking brilliant!

Jenn said...

I was late today
forgot to punch my time card
now I will be poor

Amy said...

people work all day
never knowing the good life
then they are all dead

Zed said...

Wow, everyone's is so good. I'm too tired that this may not be up to my usual high standards. Okay, here goes:


My guest post just rocks
You must go vote for me now
Or Amy will win.


Was this supposed to be about work?

Mo said...

If your bosses suck:
Rat poison in their coffee.
Looks just like sugar.

Grant Miller said...

That moved me.

Grant Miller said...

Dear 2 fools,

If that is indeed your cubicle, why is the computer displaying "The Casual Slack" and not "The Official Site Of Grant Miller?"

Just curious.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

2 fools said...

Dear Mr. Miller:

Well, because the site that was up there originally was "Fantastic Fat Asses" and our girl didn't think it was appropriate. Also, she's a shameless self-promotor, and the last reason is because her blog is better than your blog. She paid me a lot of money to say that, but its still true.