Monday, May 05, 2008

stinker

So...
Yesterday
I'm driving in the Walmart parking lot
and then I see it..

A 1984 chevy caprice..
with two senior citizens
cruising around at 10 mph
and there in the back window
a homemade sign

securely fastened
with about 10,000 pieces of scotch tape

"DON'T BE A STINKER
USE YOUR BLINKER"


I scramble for my camera...
I raise - I aim - I focus
Then my battery died..

"FUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!"

So you'll just have to take my word for it


the end

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

WAL-MART Moorefield West Va.5-4-08 Small pick-up with lift kit-Conf. flag so covered in mud the wipers got the windsheild clear but nuthin else. Crowds coming and going are cheering this person with approval...Loop was just for that....breonitronics, reporting in

SkylersDad said...

In my minds eye, the women is yelling at the man to "watch out, you're driving like a bat out of hell!"

Teri said...

I want one of these signs!

Nobody™ said...

I don't believe you.