I wanted to post this last week
but as you all know - I've been a bit under the weather
June 27th, 2008
at approximately 5:45 eastern standard time
my husband presented me with a package
wrapped in red and gold metallic paper
A gift?
For ME?
but.. I didn't get you anything...
He responds: "Just open it"
But what is it?
Why did you get me something?
We don't do the anniversary gift thing..
He responds: "Just open it"
- I proceeded to unwrap -
and then I see it
It was the gift I have been waiting for
for over 25 years
The gift I wanted as a kid
but never got
you know the gift In which I speak of
yeah, that's right...
It's a snoopy fan-fucking-tastic
snocone machine!
I felt like running up the mountain side
and holding it above my head to show the village below
like that scene in the lion king
it's just as beautiful as I had envisioned it
in all it's plastic glory
I'm buying a shelf for it..
and maybe one of those spot light things...
on a side note
the following day I went to see my mom
she presented me with a package..
yeah.. she bought me a snoopy sno-cone machine too
What are the odds? I wait 25 years - then get two in the same god damn week
So, some of you are probably thinking - if you wanted one so bad
why didn't you just buy one yourself?
Answer: It's not the point..
the end
but as you all know - I've been a bit under the weather
June 27th, 2008
at approximately 5:45 eastern standard time
my husband presented me with a package
wrapped in red and gold metallic paper
A gift?
For ME?
but.. I didn't get you anything...
He responds: "Just open it"
But what is it?
Why did you get me something?
We don't do the anniversary gift thing..
He responds: "Just open it"
- I proceeded to unwrap -
and then I see it
It was the gift I have been waiting for
for over 25 years
The gift I wanted as a kid
but never got
you know the gift In which I speak of
yeah, that's right...
It's a snoopy fan-fucking-tasticsnocone machine!
I felt like running up the mountain side
and holding it above my head to show the village below
like that scene in the lion king
it's just as beautiful as I had envisioned itin all it's plastic glory
I'm buying a shelf for it..
and maybe one of those spot light things...
on a side note
the following day I went to see my mom
she presented me with a package..
yeah.. she bought me a snoopy sno-cone machine too
What are the odds? I wait 25 years - then get two in the same god damn week
So, some of you are probably thinking - if you wanted one so bad
why didn't you just buy one yourself?
Answer: It's not the point..
the end
20 comments:
Me and my sister had one just like it. watch the handle. it keeps coming off. ill take a grape snow cone please.
WOW.
I mean WOW.
No really, WOW.
That's all I can say. WOW.
I was gonna buy you one of these for Christmas, seriously! I figured it would make your day.
Yeah, what are the odds of two in one year. Weird! It's probably from all the bitchin.....I mean mentioning of the fact.
When do I get a sno cone?
Oh my gosh! I haven't seen one of those in YEARS! Let me know when your sno-cone business is up and running! LOL
I saw them on Amazon about a month ago and almost bought you one.
The way you was sqwawkin I thought maybe you got an ice bird: http://thatblueyak.blogspot.com/2007/12/crappy-toy-countdown-to-x-mas-2-ice.html
whoa...
ice bird!!!!
I think I want one now
ha, I remember the ice bird.
you are so stinking funny. i laugh every time I read your blog. eat some snow cones for me.
thanks Kim
=)
I'll save ya
a grape one!!!
Can you put Vodka in a snow cone?
Now that is true love. Very romantic, too.
Suh-weeeeet!
AWESOME!!!!
I wanted one too when i was little!
Im coming over...I'll wear an eyepatch!
Wish I still had my Snoopy electric toothbrush.
One to use and one to display. You'll need the back up, they don't hold together all that well.
It's not really a Snoopy Fan Fucking Tastic Snocone Machine if you purchase it yourself!
I expect to have a snow cone made for me this weekend
congratulations!
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