clips

good stuff kids...
Remember all these TEX AVERY shorts?


Car of Tomorrow
(1951)
watch it here




House of Tomorrow
(1949)
watch it here




T.V. of Tomorrow
(1953)
watch it here

Farm of Tomorrow
(1953)
watch it here




One Cab's Family
watch it here





the Cat that
Hated People
watch it here

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This lame ass, cares
about Britney...
He really, really does...
watch here

*warning - may cause nausea
and vomiting

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Depressing wasteland
In a pissed off mood today
Nothing else to say

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

just some pics

there's nothing like a late night

deep fried swill run
down to the beach...

doughboy man... he WILL kill you

I went with the basics... grilled cheese with french fries
you can't go wrong with the basics

this kids, is a clamcake
- deep fried ball of dough with chopped clams
(usually quahog) inside.
Bleeeeeeccccccchhhhh

clamcake dipped in chowder - even more nasty...

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shadow puppets
watch it here

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Internet People...
video here

how to

Chris recently posted about
his interest in starting a crack smoking habit...
sure that's cool and everything

but everybody knows.. all the cool kids do heroin

I came across this fascinating website
that gives detailed instruction
on "How To Shoot Heroin"

So don't say I never gave you anything..
let me know if it works out for you.

You're welcome.

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Best-
Tap-Dancer-Ever

watch it here

random find

Fonzie socks....
aaaaaayyyyyyyyy

*and no.. it's not me - you just wish it was

the office

Season 3 blooper reel.

go here

then go here

this just in...

I just downloaded the

Magnum P.I. Ringtone
to my phone...

And it's just as kick-ass
as you would imagine it to be

that is all.



What's your ringtone?
I bet it's not as cool as mine...

slack

"Captain, I'm picking up a strange slack frequency"

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Earth without humans...
Today show interviews Author
of "The World Without Us"

watch it here
msnbc story - here

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Challenge of the
Super-Duper friends

watch it here

today at work

This morning at work..

New employee
walks down the stairs

Stops half way down
with a disturbed look on her face

Pulls her shirt up to her nose and sniffs

Then proceeds to smell under her arm

Then continues on...


Priceless.

Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.

Recently, it came to my attention that some of my

friends did not know all of the lyrics to the
Flintstones Theme Song (click to hear it)
the lyric in question being "Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet"

so here are the lyrics
for anyone else who may have been baffled all these years

you're welcome.


Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

New employees here
I must pretend to be nice...
It tires me out

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

movie news

"The Gyllenhaal siblings have been approached with
the idea of playing Jayna and Zan, the Wonder Twins.
One of them can turn into water. They other can turn into an animal
(let the jokes commence).
It’s not known whether they would be using their powers on screen,
but they are being added as a source of humor to the film."

The Wonder Twins in a movie..
is just wrong
on oh so many levels.

*source- movieweb.com

just some travis

Travis Wishes All You Kids
A Happy Three Day Weekend...

ewww

I'm staying away from Texas

Monster spider
web spun in Texas..
full story

thievery

vending machine
thievery - here

pay washing machine
thievery - here

let me know if these tips
work out for you...

random find

t-shirt

T-shirt of the day.

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Finnish YMCA cover

watch it here

*if you can get through the entire video
- you deserve a reward of some kind

tick tick

It wasn't that perfect...
Rather stressful if you ask me

TICK TICK TICK

Just Sayin'

captain crazy

Run everybody! The skipper's lost his mind...
He'll kill us all

search words

The Most Recent Words
People Googled
That Brought them to my site...

1. marbles harsgrove
2. clamato chips
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4. work sucks
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this post inspired by teri

a letter to owen

A letter to Owen Wilson














Dearest Owen,
I have been a fan your your work for some time.
It's come to my attention that you recently tried to commit suicide
and it breaks my heart, really it does.

Sure you're not as good looking as your brother Luke,
and you have that crooked nose thing going on
- but hell, you could get your nose fixed

I can't imagine what's troubling you
it must be all the pressures of being a celebrity
like deciding whether to vacation in Maui or South of France
or the painstaking choices like... do I take the Porsche or the Ferrari?
Which Mansion should I stay at this week...
Which famous model should I have sex with tonight... and so on.

You poor, poor man.. I know it must be so hard to be rich and famous.

Life can be full of despair when you're a ZILLIONAIRE celebrity.
Oh boo hoooo hooo hoooo

Listen Nancy, most people would kill to have your life
So why don't you BUCK UP and be a man
you pansy ass, pathetic fuck

If you need to talk
please don't hesitate to call me..
anytime

your pal, always

Jen at Casual Slack

random find

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Fat kid on
a moped crashes..

watch it here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Nothing pains me more
Back to work - detestation
Wickedness... torment

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

it died

and now

I would like to have a moment of silence

yesterday
I was vacuuming my bedroom
I moved the nightstand and then it happened..

My Sony Dream Machine Alarm Clock
Circa 1989
plummeted 3ft to the ground

I attempted resuscitation -
The radio wouldn't shut off and all it played was a Spanish station
and flashed 12:00


Time of Death 4:15pm

customized with snoopy stickers - a one of a kind timepiece

You served me well. You will be missed.
Farewell old friend.


the replacement.


My husband also has a dream machine
circa 1987
still going strong

Mine would have lasted another 100 years
AT LEAST
if it wasn't for the god damn vacuum




* this has been another fascinating post from casual slack

Tagged

Tagged
by C3 Fun

ready .. set.. go

Four jobs I have had or currently have in my life:

1. Graphic Designer - that's me

2. Digital Imaging at a Photo place - My boss smelled real bad

3. Supermarket Employee - Fun time - those were the days!

4. Nature Store at the Mall - Lame, my job was to stand there and annoy people

Four Countries I have been to:

1. The United States of America!

2. Canada

3. I guess I need to get out more...

4. Meh... I don't really care - GO USA woo hooooooo

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. In my time traveling delorean

2. Wonka Chocolate Factory

3. Picking up my Powerball winnings

4. New Hampshire - Live Free or Die

Four foods I like to eat:

1. Bagels

2. Nachos

3. Pizza

4. French Toast

Four personal heroes-past or present:

1. Bugs Bunny - He was always there for me

2. Ponch & Jon from CHiPs

3. Aquaman - He can talk to dolphins.. cool

4. Ed Begley Jr. - He's the Ultimate GREEN

Four books I have read or are currently reading:

1. I'm not a big reader

2. **GASP**

3. I know... it's shocking

4. I hope you can find it in your hearts, to still love me.

Four to Tag :

Zed
Mel
Variant E
E. Craig

weedwacker

On my way home from work
I spotted this little gem...

Apparently

Don's weedwacker ran away from home.

It's sad, really...

random find

top 10

Dentyne: The Poor Man's Trident

Top 10 Poor Man's Versions

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I can't wait for
Curling Season either
go here