More Halloween Costume Ideas...
No need to thank me
For all you thrifty OR unemployed kids out there.
No need to thank me
For all you thrifty OR unemployed kids out there.
let me know if it works out for youThursday, October 04, 2007
it's thursday!
Watch the Office Tonight..THERE'S A NEW BOSS IN TOWN -
Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees,
Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company
into the digital age. Angela is still upset about her cat.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
sad toys
Another Chapter from -Jen's sad toy stories
Mr. Mouth
I had this game...
But I didn't have anyone to play with me
My brother was 7 years older than me... My parents were busy doing nothing...
And
I lived in the boonies and had no friends in my neighborhood
poor me
Hey.. I think my mother still has it in the attic
anybody up for a game??
no?
Fine...
Whatever...
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
I hate it when that happens
Don't ya hate it when you're putting on your contacts
in the morning... and you drop one and you can't find it and you're
on your hands and knees looking for it...
but you can't see what you're doing because you don't have your lenses in
then you finally find it - in the trash - and you go to rinse it off and see
that it has a tear and you have to throw it away after all that
I fucking hate when that happens.
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
I Need A New Chair
It's Like Sitting On Concrete
They Won't Buy Me One...
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Monday, October 01, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
it doesn't make sense
I never really understood theFred & Ethel Thing
What the hell was she doing with a fat, old, bald dude..?
Ethel could have done better...
Just sayin'
Thursday, September 27, 2007
finally
Tonight is the night kids...
the Office is BACK
THE RUN FOR THE CURE-SPECIAL ONE-HOUR PREMIERE
A freak accident causes Michael to feel the office is cursed.
He explores the religious beliefs of his employees before deciding to hold
a charity 5K fun run. Meanwhile, further developments in the
romances of Pam and Jim, and Dwight and Angela are explored.
the Office is BACK
THE RUN FOR THE CURE-SPECIAL ONE-HOUR PREMIERE
A freak accident causes Michael to feel the office is cursed.
He explores the religious beliefs of his employees before deciding to hold
a charity 5K fun run. Meanwhile, further developments in the
romances of Pam and Jim, and Dwight and Angela are explored.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
last meal
This morning...
on the radio they were talking about some
execution that took place in Texas...
and what the guy had for his last meal
- I think it was fried chicken and ice cream
Anyway...
It made me think of what I would want
My last meal would definitely consist of
• PAPA GINOS PIZZA
(it's a chain around here - a lot of people hate it - screw those people!)
• PIE - Multiple Varieties of Course
• MOUNTAIN DEW
What's better than that? - nothing
on the radio they were talking about some
execution that took place in Texas...
and what the guy had for his last meal
- I think it was fried chicken and ice cream
Anyway...
It made me think of what I would want
My last meal would definitely consist of
• PAPA GINOS PIZZA
(it's a chain around here - a lot of people hate it - screw those people!)
• PIE - Multiple Varieties of Course
• MOUNTAIN DEW
What's better than that? - nothing
What would you want???
how to
I had some inquiries on how to
find Top search queries:
Go to Google and type in webmaster tools
Then Create a google account
Add your Blog
Then go to manage
Then go to statistics
Then go to Top search queries
find Top search queries:
Go to Google and type in webmaster tools
Then Create a google account
Add your Blog
Then go to manage
Then go to statistics
Then go to Top search queries
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Top search queries
The Most Recent Words
People Googled
That Brought them to my site...
1. firetrucks
2. gabalot high phone calls
3. entemins
4. captain crazy
5. sierra mist caffeine
6. hugo man of a thousand faces
7. happy bertday
8. small dick
9. fonzie socks
10. fireman
11. willy waterbug
12. clamato chips
13. costanza slack
14. casual fall fashion
15. hugo man of 1000 faces
16. mondays sucks
17. robot chicken swedish chef
18. swedish chef robot chicken
19. bear gyrills
20. linda november galaxy glue theme song
People Googled
That Brought them to my site...
1. firetrucks
2. gabalot high phone calls
3. entemins
4. captain crazy
5. sierra mist caffeine
6. hugo man of a thousand faces
7. happy bertday
8. small dick
9. fonzie socks
10. fireman
11. willy waterbug
12. clamato chips
13. costanza slack
14. casual fall fashion
15. hugo man of 1000 faces
16. mondays sucks
17. robot chicken swedish chef
18. swedish chef robot chicken
19. bear gyrills
20. linda november galaxy glue theme song
gum
This is my desk at workThis is gum on my desk at work
I never have less than 12 packsWhat can I say... I like variety
Want some?
old
Luke Skywalker
is 56 Today
"If there's a bright center to the universe,
you're on the planet that it's farthest from."
AND
Superman
would have been
52 Today
Christopher Reeve
(1952-2004)
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
That's MY parking spot
You best not park there again
I will smash your face
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
movie deaths
Top 10 Movie Deaths
according to cnn.com
1. Janet Leigh in Psycho
(Alfred Hitchcock, 1960)
It's Hitchcock's shots and Bernard Herrmann's shrieking score that construct the terror
in this, the ultimate slasher movie. Simple ingredients -- a shadow, a knife, a scream, a
stream of blood -- expertly constructed had to make this our #1 killer.
2. King Kong in King Kong
(Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1933)
The noblest of apes meets his tragic destiny atop the Empire State Building. Plagued by
a swarm of fighter planes, Kong fights until the end, but ultimately tumbles and falls at the
hands of lesser men. Oh, the pathos.
3. James Cagney in White Heat
(Raoul Walsh, 1949)
Following his mission to avenge his mother's death, Oedipal psychopath Cody Jarrett
(James Cagney) sets out on a dangerous heist. Picked out by police snipers, he empties
his gun into a chemical tank, sparking his incandescent exit: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
4. Paul Newman and Robert Redford, Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid
(George Roy Hill, 1959)
It's their last stand: even the quick-draw Sundance Kid can't outshoot a hundred Bolivian
marksmen. Surrounded by police, doomed bank robbers Paul Newman and Robert Redford
go out in one final blaze of glory.
5. Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking
(Tim Robbins, 1995)
"I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at
me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you." Rapist and murderer
Matthew Poncelet (Sean Penn) is executed by lethal injection for his brutal crimes
while death penalty campaigner Sister Helen Prejean (Susan Sarandon) looks on.
A painful, honest and brave acknowledgement.
6. Bambi's mother in Bambi
(David D. Hand, 1942)
Doe-eyed, spindly-legged Bambi, absolutely alone, lost in a dark forest: no film has
communicated the simple grief and terror of an abandoned child like Walt Disney's
classic tearjerker. A vivid exposition on the anguish that death leaves behind.
7. John Hurt in Alien
(Ridley Scott, 1979)
John Hurt gives unnatural birth to a monster. As he convulses on the dinner table,
blood spurting from his stomach, his swollen belly tears open and the alien makes its
escape. An explosive and gory death that's the harbinger of worse to come for Ripley
and co.
8. 'Marvin' in Pulp Fiction
(Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
Tarantino gives us rich pickings when it comes to memorable exits, but there's none
more shocking than Marvin's accidental dispatch in Pulp Fiction. As the contents of his
head splattered the inside of Vincent and Jules's sedan we were speechless, then in
stitches, then shamefaced at what we'd laughed at. And what a cleanup operation...
9. Susan Sarandon and Geena Davies,
Thelma and Louise
(Ridley Scott, 1991)
Swindled by Brad Pitt and chased down by Harvey Keitel, killer girl duo Susan Sarandon
and Geena Davies bow out in style rather than face prison. And what better way to go
than shooting a '66 Thunderbird into the Grand Canyon? Death as the ultimate liberation.
10. Various in Raiders of the Lost Ark
(Steven Spielberg, 1981)
Sometimes you just need a hero. Indy dispatches his foes with inimitable panache:
the guy backed into an airplane propeller, the swashbuckling swordsman dismissed
with a single bullet, or the fabulous face-melting Nazi finale. Take your pick.
*source
according to cnn.com
1. Janet Leigh in Psycho
(Alfred Hitchcock, 1960)
It's Hitchcock's shots and Bernard Herrmann's shrieking score that construct the terror
in this, the ultimate slasher movie. Simple ingredients -- a shadow, a knife, a scream, a
stream of blood -- expertly constructed had to make this our #1 killer.
2. King Kong in King Kong
(Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1933)
The noblest of apes meets his tragic destiny atop the Empire State Building. Plagued by
a swarm of fighter planes, Kong fights until the end, but ultimately tumbles and falls at the
hands of lesser men. Oh, the pathos.
3. James Cagney in White Heat
(Raoul Walsh, 1949)
Following his mission to avenge his mother's death, Oedipal psychopath Cody Jarrett
(James Cagney) sets out on a dangerous heist. Picked out by police snipers, he empties
his gun into a chemical tank, sparking his incandescent exit: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
4. Paul Newman and Robert Redford, Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid
(George Roy Hill, 1959)
It's their last stand: even the quick-draw Sundance Kid can't outshoot a hundred Bolivian
marksmen. Surrounded by police, doomed bank robbers Paul Newman and Robert Redford
go out in one final blaze of glory.
5. Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking
(Tim Robbins, 1995)
"I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at
me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you." Rapist and murderer
Matthew Poncelet (Sean Penn) is executed by lethal injection for his brutal crimes
while death penalty campaigner Sister Helen Prejean (Susan Sarandon) looks on.
A painful, honest and brave acknowledgement.
6. Bambi's mother in Bambi
(David D. Hand, 1942)
Doe-eyed, spindly-legged Bambi, absolutely alone, lost in a dark forest: no film has
communicated the simple grief and terror of an abandoned child like Walt Disney's
classic tearjerker. A vivid exposition on the anguish that death leaves behind.
7. John Hurt in Alien
(Ridley Scott, 1979)
John Hurt gives unnatural birth to a monster. As he convulses on the dinner table,
blood spurting from his stomach, his swollen belly tears open and the alien makes its
escape. An explosive and gory death that's the harbinger of worse to come for Ripley
and co.
8. 'Marvin' in Pulp Fiction
(Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
Tarantino gives us rich pickings when it comes to memorable exits, but there's none
more shocking than Marvin's accidental dispatch in Pulp Fiction. As the contents of his
head splattered the inside of Vincent and Jules's sedan we were speechless, then in
stitches, then shamefaced at what we'd laughed at. And what a cleanup operation...
9. Susan Sarandon and Geena Davies,
Thelma and Louise
(Ridley Scott, 1991)
Swindled by Brad Pitt and chased down by Harvey Keitel, killer girl duo Susan Sarandon
and Geena Davies bow out in style rather than face prison. And what better way to go
than shooting a '66 Thunderbird into the Grand Canyon? Death as the ultimate liberation.
10. Various in Raiders of the Lost Ark
(Steven Spielberg, 1981)
Sometimes you just need a hero. Indy dispatches his foes with inimitable panache:
the guy backed into an airplane propeller, the swashbuckling swordsman dismissed
with a single bullet, or the fabulous face-melting Nazi finale. Take your pick.
*source
Monday, September 24, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
bad tv
Apparently.. it was
30 years ago yesterday,
The Fonz jumped the shark
30 years ago yesterday,
The Fonz jumped the shark
Pure crap television - at it's finest!
Watchy here
"Since then, it has become a metaphor that has been used by
U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot
of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline."
I remember watching this.. but in 1977 I was only 4...
So I guess It was the re-run I remember watching
You know you watched it too - don't lie
Chuck Jones
Chuck Joneswould have been 95 today
(1912-2002)
"Starting as a cel washer, Chuck Jones worked his way up to animator
and then director at the animation division of Warner Bros.
He is famous for creating such beloved cartoon characters as Wile E. Coyote,
Henery Hawk, Pepé Le Pew, Marvin the Martian, Ralph Wolf, Road Runner,
Sam Sheepdog, Sniffles, and many others, as well as adding to the development of
Warner favorites such as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and countless others."
and then director at the animation division of Warner Bros.
He is famous for creating such beloved cartoon characters as Wile E. Coyote,
Henery Hawk, Pepé Le Pew, Marvin the Martian, Ralph Wolf, Road Runner,
Sam Sheepdog, Sniffles, and many others, as well as adding to the development of
Warner favorites such as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and countless others."
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
happy bunny says...
Happy BunnySums Up My Feelings On This Day
Tuesday, September 18th
Two Thousand And Seven
Happy Bunny has a way with words - it's poetic, really.
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