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I received another
quality email from
my friend Angela
& you know I like to share
so here it is...

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OMG. I can't stand people. I was at Target the other day getting stuff
(paper towels, toilet paper, laundry detergent)... & this lady is coming down
the isle I'm in...she's got room to go around me, but if she does, there will be a
ladder in her way. So the bitch looks at me and smiles...and says, "Yeah, I won't
be able to get by with that ladder in the way" So, I'm like looking at her and
she is looking at me...and there's this like awkward silence, and I'm thinking,
"This bitch doesn't seriously want me to MOVE the fucking ladder for her does she?"
But see, I'm not in her way, she's got like atleast 50 feet of isle before the ladder,
and I'm just trying to fucking pick out a box of cereal... the ladder isn't in MY way,
so it's not MY problem, ya know? anyway, she gets ALL disgusted and just like
plows past me, gets to the ladder and while holding the handle of the carriage in
one hand she's trying to push the ladder out of the way (which is on wheels mind you)...
and i"m thinking to myself: She is ACTUALLY mad at me because I didn't move
the ladder for her, this bitch is crazy as a shit-house rat.