I was just disappointed today to learn that my 14 year-old was going to a party, which leaves, guess who, yes ME, home alone to answer the door....
"oh, you look so cute!"
"Can you say trick or treat?"
"Oh, who are you? aren't you sweet"
"Weren't you just here with that other guy with the hatchet in his head?"
"Stop taking big handfuls I don't believe you that your brother is home dying in bed"
"Just take the whole bowl"
"I'm leaving an empty bowl with a note that said YOU took all the friggin candy so the rest of the neighborhood kids can kick your bloody little arse!"
I'm not answering the door this year OR attending any parties. I'll be outside waiting for the Great Pumpkin to arise out of the most sincere Pumpkin Patch on Halloween night and deliver toys to all the true believing children. I feel sorry for all you poor souls who will miss out due to your pessimism and unbelief.
WOW! That's just a-ma-zing... So, this is the time I should start putting up decorations? I'm still learning... I think I should have all these customary US stuff "in the bag" by the time my "fiance" arrives (although that might be a while...)
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Nice door Jen! Love the color blue.
Boo.
Jen-- That's more than I'll muster.
I was just disappointed today to learn that my 14 year-old was going to a party, which leaves, guess who, yes ME, home alone to answer the door....
"oh, you look so cute!"
"Can you say trick or treat?"
"Oh, who are you? aren't you sweet"
"Weren't you just here with that other guy with the hatchet in his head?"
"Stop taking big handfuls I don't believe you that your brother is home dying in bed"
"Just take the whole bowl"
"I'm leaving an empty bowl with a note that said YOU took all the friggin candy so the rest of the neighborhood kids can kick your bloody little arse!"
Ok... I get a little wound up this time of year
You decorate like I do. Actually, you decorate more than I do!
I'm not answering the door this year OR attending any parties. I'll be outside waiting for the Great Pumpkin to arise out of the most sincere Pumpkin Patch on Halloween night and deliver toys to all the true believing children. I feel sorry for all you poor souls who will miss out due to your pessimism and unbelief.
... although I'm sure I'll be alone like all the previous years. Well, maybe next year you all may join me, you poor, misguided souls....
WOW.......that's all I got.
How frighteningly slack of you!
WOW! That's just a-ma-zing... So, this is the time I should start putting up decorations? I'm still learning... I think I should have all these customary US stuff "in the bag" by the time my "fiance" arrives (although that might be a while...)
jsv- Thanks! =)
doctor mom- I just shut the lights off
it's stress free!
mr. Fab - I do need to relax MORE
lynda -Haa!
dick - I believe in the great pumpkin
I will be waiting in the pumpkin patch
teri- WoW funny or Wow Amazed?
mixednut - "frighteningly slack"
I like that!
corey- it's ashley.. how can you not tell?!?!?
dutchbitch- just stick with me...
I'll teach you all the customary US stuff so your "fiance" won't be disappointed!!
ITs not mary kate or ashley, its Nicole Richey!
It's princess Diana... OKAY, that was TOTALLY tasteless and insensitive, but it's all I could come up with. After all, she IS dead, you know....
... crap. Everyone's going to hate me now. If they already don't. Damn...
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