And Now...the Tuesday
Work SUCKS Haiku!
I've only known you a week
New salesman... he's so shady
Stop taking my gum
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
13 comments:
Freaks, Geeks, Bitches, Fools
It's Halloween ever day
No need for costumes
It is Halloween
Today should be a holiday
Stay home and get paid
Angela, you are HYSTERICAL!!!
Hey gurl, your haiku on the second line has only 6 syllables. Not 7. Sorry, otherwise it would've been great (for a white chick, that is). (o:
I LOVE haikus! I wrote a series of warm and fuzzy haikus today myself on my site in honor of halloween.
Regardless of what else you write here you won my heart with this feature. But that's okay I don't need my heart, I never use it.
Work sux that is true.
But if it was a woman
that would be better.
MUCH better.
The Clock hands move slow
But I watch them anyway.
Only two more hours...
(I'm no wordsmith so if the last line is 1 syllable too many, change the word only to just. Because of my severe crappatude at this, I'll provide another substandard bonus hiaku..)
Fuck one hundred and
eighteen more minutes of this,
I am going home.
(again, sorry for my english, oh, and french too)
Workin' for whitey,
And he asks me to stay late
To take "dicktation".
My fist's in his face
I think he learned his lesson.
Out of my way, fool!
urethra - fabulous, simply fabulous.
Wow, haiku quality really has improved around here! Great stuff so far. I'm lower the bar:
The situation's grave
I want to kill the boss.
Will I go to jail?
Oops. Take out "The" before "situation". Otherwise a fine, moving, and inspirational haiku. lol
That's a great haiku. Very zen. Or something.
It is wednesday now
and it still really sucks
a giant turd from a cow
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