Monday, November 19, 2007

this just in...

Mr. Whipple Died..
he was 91
I thought he was already dead
but what the hell do I know


I enjoyed this quote from cnn...
"a man consumed with
keeping
bubbly housewives
from fondling toilet paper."





*full story

4 comments:

Teri said...

Good lord, I thought he was near death way back then.

Dick Small said...

Poor Mr. Whipple. I don't know what's worse: That he's dead, or that all he's known for is saying "Please don't squeeze the Charmin". Either way, it's sad...

SkylersDad said...

Did anybody else ever notice that he squeezed the tissue at chest level towards the women?

Me thinks he was a bit of a perv...

Hot Lemon said...

what exactly would HAPPEN if you squeezed-ah da' Charmin? the cardboard tubes would collapse? Obvously Mr. W. was afeared that he'd sell no TP, but wouldn't it be better if he was on the meat dept. to make sure the stock was fresh??