Mr. Whipple Died..
he was 91
I thought he was already dead
but what the hell do I know
I enjoyed this quote from cnn...
"a man consumed with
keeping bubbly housewives
from fondling toilet paper."
*full story
Monday, November 19, 2007
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Good lord, I thought he was near death way back then.
Poor Mr. Whipple. I don't know what's worse: That he's dead, or that all he's known for is saying "Please don't squeeze the Charmin". Either way, it's sad...
Did anybody else ever notice that he squeezed the tissue at chest level towards the women?
Me thinks he was a bit of a perv...
what exactly would HAPPEN if you squeezed-ah da' Charmin? the cardboard tubes would collapse? Obvously Mr. W. was afeared that he'd sell no TP, but wouldn't it be better if he was on the meat dept. to make sure the stock was fresh??
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