Saturday, December 01, 2007

important announcement

important announcement

I bought a new toaster today.


That is all.
You may return to your regularly scheduled day.




10 comments:

SkylersDad said...

My God, this is huge! You taunt us with a lack of information...

How many slots?
Wide or narrow?
Bagel setting?

Come on, spill it!!!

Jen said...

oh.. it has all
the bells & whistles
my friend


I like to think of it as the
mercedes benz of toasters

Teri said...

hopefully it won't break down after one use.

Congrats, you must so thrilled?!

genderist said...

It's artsy-fartsy, indeed.

Wally Banners said...

looks like you launch nuclear missiles off that thing.

e.Craig said...

I like those "4-burners." Mine is a Sunbeam.

Just Dave said...

If not nuclear missiles, at least clay pigeons. Do a little skeet shooting in the kitchen.

Dick Small said...

Now if you told me you got a new Deluxe George Foreman Grill with built-in bun-warmer, coffee-heater, rotisserie and fax machine/ipod/dvd player, then I'd be impressed.

VE said...

But it's stainless steel. How are you going to put it in the microwave to speed up the toasting process?

Sans Pantaloons said...

One for Jerry
One for Jen,
Two for Tim
None for Travis,
None for me,
Because I have tea,
And Travis likes to eat me.