Thursday, December 20, 2007

random find










God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says,
"I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.
I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and
offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."


9 comments:

2 fools said...

That is by far the funniest joke I've heard all year. LOL LOVE IT!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FANS OF THE SLACKTASTIC SLACK!

mixednut said...

Good one Jen!

SkylersDad said...

Nice! I am so stealing this!

Jen said...

go for it!
=)

Jon said...

How can someone, who on the outside appears to be sane, actually like Tom Brady?

I think he has small children chopped up in pieces under his basement. I heard that somewhere

Jen said...

you're just mad
cuz the dolphins Stink

hehehehe

M@ said...

Nice. I wish I was that guy.

Dick Small said...

At first I thought the guy on the right was Matt Damon. I did.

Micgar said...

Looks like Peyton believes in the power of nose-picking too! What the hell!?