He's not gay...but the crack of dawn better watch out...ya know he got in a real fight with Evan Johns formerly with Evan Johns and the H-Bombs from here in D.C.they were both in Austin and Mr. wandering eye was getting into character for the Buddy Holly story. They are both legends in their own minds! Noerb
Gary Busey is amazing. Here's a lovely excerpt I read in Maxim magazine:
What was the freakiest thing you ever snorted blow off of when you were a prominent coke fiend?
I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, "No, Chili! No" So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side -- not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It's not a good flavor coming off the dog.
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Oh my GOD! Big laughs! This one approaches Eli Manning-levels of goodness (but not quite).
this is amazing. absolutly amazing.
I didn't realize the entire family had been involved in horrifying motorcycle accidents.
Seriously? Are you kidding? Oh my god, did I need that laugh today!!!!!!
Brilliant! I love this!
Is that dude gay? The reason I ask is his last television show.
He's not gay...but the crack of dawn better watch out...ya know he got in a real fight with Evan Johns formerly with Evan Johns and the H-Bombs from here in D.C.they were both in Austin and Mr. wandering eye was getting into character for the Buddy Holly story. They are both legends in their own minds! Noerb
There is enough teeth there to make two or three keyboards.
This is what happens when cousins marry.
Gary Busey is amazing. Here's a lovely excerpt I read in Maxim magazine:
What was the freakiest thing you ever snorted blow off of when you were a prominent coke fiend?
I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, "No, Chili! No" So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side -- not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It's not a good flavor coming off the dog.
It only takes me seconds to laugh here. You find the weirdest stuff...
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