10 Day Forecast for Providence

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DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
WHAT THE HELL!!!

THIS ISN'T SEATTLE, IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS WAY
JEN is ANGRY.

'Knight Rider' coming to big screen

Just what the world needed

Knight Rider - The Movie

I bet Hasselhoff is sitting by the phone right now
praying he gets a call...

This movie is going to suck so very much! haha!

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Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Rather Be At Home
My Paycheck Is Far To Small
Can't Buy Shit with It

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.


- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables

weekly nornna

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2 hour special

Okay wait...
let me get this straight...

Tonight on ABC there is an
entire two-hour primetime special
about David Blaine
Holding his breath for nine minutes?


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YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT??
WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT???
What are they going to talk about for TWO HOURS???
The special should only be 9 minutes long!

Don't get me wrong
I don't hate Blaine...
If he wants to spend a week in a fish tank
or stand inside a chunk of ice for days, best of luck to him.
Whatever floats his boat!

But does there have to be a two hour special
to show him hold his breath???
for fucks sake!

Roadside Attractions

What Crap
Does Your State Have?
Check Out
Roadside Attractions

Nonsense Across America!
Leave Me A Comment if You Can Beat
The GIANT TERMITE!!

I think I was born on the wrong coast...

I live in New England - The Ocean State to be precise
See that tiny little speck next to Connecticut & Massachusetts...

Here Are Some Random Useless Rhode Island Facts:

• Worst Drivers In America. Well next to Massachusetts of course.
Some may refer to Massachusetts drivers as "massholes"

• Home to the World's Largest Termite we call it the "big blue bug"
Exit 19 off I-95 in Providence. It's really nice (sarcasm) Well worth the trip. (sarcasm)

• Clam Cakes - Imagine a donut with no hole, deep fried with clams in it.
uuugggghhhh *GAG*. People eat them like candy here.

• Christopher Walken - Lives on Block Island, He's the coolest. imdb

• Family Guy - is set in the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island

• Water Fire - They burn bonfires above the surface of the three polluted rivers that pass through the middle of downtown Providence and play music "from around the world" really loud. They call it an "environmental art installation" All the yuppies migrate down from the east side to sip cappuccino, watch the fires and tell each other how good they look in their $250 jeans. Oh, and then there's the RISD Students trying to out-do each other with their "Artistic Expressions" for instance: painting their faces and reciting lame poetry or going for a swim in the polluted water (I've seen it)
Waterfire is pretty to look at ... but the people that go are not.

• Angry People - Everyone here is usually in a foul mood - all the time.

• Dunkin Donuts - They're EVERYWHERE...literally on every corner.
People are obsessed with it. They even renamed the Providence Civic Center
The Dunkin Donuts Center - aka "the Dunk"



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I wish I could move.

2 hours of my life...wasted

I netflixed A Sound Of Thunder
2005
Cast
Ben Kingsley
Edward Burns

When I first saw the preview for this movie
I thought it was going to be great!!!
I love Sci-Fi / Time Travel movies




Then I read all the reviews... Bad... real bad.

But I still had to see it for myself!!!

I just finished watching it & Yes, It was Very Bad.

Plot Outline:
"A Sound of Thunder" is about a game hunter (Burns) who goes on a time-traveling safari owned and operated by Kingsley's character to hunt dinosaurs already predestined to die at the same place and time in the prehistoric era. When he kills a butterfly, he unknowingly sets off a chain reaction that will erase humanity from existence. A team of experts must return back in time and replace the butterfly.

But in the movie...The butterfly would've been killed in a volcano
that erupts right before they head back to the time machine.
So I don't Get It!!! Don't they read this shit
before they make the movie??
I read that it had an $80 million budget... How could it be this bad?

I think it could have been good if only they tried.
It's like they just gave up. The effects were unbelievably bad.
The green screen scenes were actually painful to watch.
Very poor dialog. Numerous holes in the plot.
It was like watching a film students first attempt at sci-fi.

I DEMAND A RE-MAKE!!!

Note to producers: If I run into any of you ...
I will have no choice but to kick you in the balls.
I'm sorry, but you leave me no choice.
You've brought this upon yourself.

it's friday

Friday Movie Pick

WESTWORLD
1973
Directed by
Michael Crichton

Cast
Yul Brynner
Richard Benjamin
James Brolin

a nifty science fiction thriller from 1973
Hey, That's the year I was BORN!




A amusement park for rich vacationers. The park provides its
customers a way to live out their fantasies through the use of robots
that provide anything they want. Two of the vacationers choose a
wild west adventure. However, after a computer breakdown, they
find that they are now being stalked by a rogue robot gun-slinger.

lunchbox days

These Are Just Some of The Lunch Boxes I had As A Kid
I know I had more, but I can't remember which ones
These stand out in my memory for some reason.

That was the best part of getting ready for "Back to School"
The Purchase of a the new Lunch Box!
Pacing the store aisle back and forth...
Deciding which one it would be - the vast selection!!
Should I go with Scooby Doo??? or the Dukes of Hazzard???
I just don't know!
My mother would complain... "JUST PICK ONE!!"

I wish I still had that Muppets Box - Mom sold it at a yard sale.
I can still remember watching the guy who bought it drive away.
I was sad.

- lunch box sites -
site1
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What Box Did You Have????
No Way Was it Cooler Than My Muppets Box!
Leave me a comment

quote of the day

"I don't think I'm very happy.
I always fall asleep to the
sound of my own screams."

- Leopold "Butters" Stotch

it's thursday

Tonights Episode
Michael takes over conflict resolution
duties from HR, chaos ensues
at Dunder Mifflin.

Last weeks wasn't as funny as predicted
Hope Tonights is Better!

Dwight Schrute Bobblehead

Superman
Is Selling Milk

He Must
Need the
Cash...

I don't like them either

Famous People I Can't Stand
Volume #2











1. Olsen Twins - Full House Sucked... As do you both.
2. Jared from Subway - Aren't your 15 Minutes up yet? I HATE you Jared!!!!
3. Ashlee Simpson - Note to Ashlee - you SUCK.
4. Al Roker - You're Not Funny!!! You're LAME...
5. TomKat - I'm so SICK of both of you.
Oh and Tom - I liked you up until you lost your fucking mind.
6. Kevin Federline - What an ass! See Last Post
7. Dr. Phil - Please Just Shut the Fuck Up.
8. Ted Nugent - Uuuggggh Just looking at his picture
makes my skin crawl! I CAN'T STAND HIM!

It's the
Racial Slur Database

Fun for Everyone



Apparently
I'm a Guinea: Pronounced "gi-nee." Came from "Guinea Negro" and originally referred to any Black or any person of mixed ancestry. This dates back to the 1740's. By the 1890s it was being applied to Italians--almost certainly because they tend to have darker skin than Anglo-Saxons/Germans. By 1911 the term began being applied to Hispanics, although the reference to Italians is the most common.
Wop: High class Italian. Stands for "With Out Papers." Started when there was a big Italian emigration to the U.S., and many were coming in illegally (with out papers). Dago: Slang for Italian, originally coming from Spain. "Diego" was a common name in Italy at the time this slang was first used.

And I'm Married To A Jock: Heard in the UK. Because Joc is a common Scottish name.
Mick: Many Irish surnames begin with "Mc" or "Mac." Irish are also named after the famed Michael Collins, making Michael (Mick) a very common name. Not as derogatory as Paddy.
Nordski: Scandinavians They come from "da Nord".
Mutt: Any mix of races. The regular use of 'mutt' refers to dogs of mixed breed.

What Slur Are You?!?
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Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Powerball SAVE Me
Some People Don't Work At All
I Want To Go Home

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.

In RI precipitation = stupidity

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

It took me almost an hour to get to work (that's double the time)
Why? Because it's Raining Out.

Hit the Brakes Everyone!! Take it down to 25mph
We don't want a roll over...


All the Rumors Are True
People in this State Can't Drive!!!

Madness

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I don't like them

Famous People I Can't Stand
Volume #1












1. Paris Hilton - What is there to Like? Skank...
2. Dubya - Do I Really Have to Explain This One?
3. Clay Aiken - Why is he Famous...Why, Why???
4. Jennifer Love Hewitt - God, I Hate You.
5. John Leguizamo - Talentless... I'm not Watching ER Anymore.
6. Bill Parcels - Can't STAND him.
7. Jennifer Lopez - Fur Coat Wearing, and Your Movies Suck.
8. John Travolta - Barbarino Can Kiss My Ass.

Worst day
of the week.

Friday Movie Pick

Logan's Run
1976 starring Michael York

"Welcome to the 23rd
Century: A perfect world
of total pleasure,
there's just one catch... ."

This Is Classic 70's Sci-Fi
Netflix it Right now!! - Go...



Sometime in the 23rd century... the survivors of war,
overpopulation and pollution are living in a domed city, sealed
away from the forgotton world outside. Mankind lives a
hedonistic lifestyle but life must end at 30.

3 Ways I Annoy My Co-Workers

3 Ways I Annoy My Co-Workers On A Daily Basis

1. RECYCLING - I actually take home paper from
the office to recycle it
I have boxes all around the office. If someone throws paper in the
trash or trash in the paper box I go on a Tirade!
I mean, How hard is it People?? Put the paper in the box!
And No-that's okay I enjoy Picking spit-filled Big Red gum and
dirty kleenex out of the PAPER ONLY BOX.. Thanks!!
This annoys everyone... and I don't care.

2. I WANT TO GO HOME - Throughout the entire day I make statements like:
"I wanna go home.", "I wish it was time to go home.", "8 more hours.",
"I want to leave now.", "God, I hate working."
I know this annoys the shit out of everyone.
But I can't help it. I've tried to not say it, but it's like tourettes,
it just comes out!

3. DELETING EMAILS - I have this nasty habit of deleting
very important emails. It just happens.
You know how it is, you start hitting that delete button
on the email and you just keep clicking it and it cleans out the 'in box'.
Sometimes you just can't stop.
This upsets people... I guess I can't blame them.

It's the Most...Wonderful Day

It's the Most! Wonderful Day
of the Week!

Happy Friday Kids.

six fiddy

My Husband Is Selling
His PRIZE "XR650L"
I Hate To See It Go (*sarcasm)

Wanna Buy It??
Come On... Buy It!
Please Buy It...

It's Only $4000
It's A Bargain! BUY IT!!!!!!

I Want it Out of the Shed!!! There's No Room!!!

C is for COOKIE

Found this on Gorilla Mask

'V for Vendetta' spoof
performed by muppets
Check it Out


*I Always Liked
Cookie Monster the Best

New Episode Tonight

New Episode
Of The Office Tonight!

When Dwight finds half a joint in the
Dunder Mifflin parking lot, he puts
on his Volunteer Sheriff's uniform
and launches a full investigation

DON'T MISS THIS...

Never Fear, UNDER DOG is Here

They are filming Underdog
right here in the Ocean State
(that's Rhode Island, Kids)

Yeah I Know, It's Probably
Going to Suck. We'll See...

I just read that "Earl"
will Supply the Voice?
Full Story Here


Click THIS to See Where Underdog is Now!!! <--Funny

OR Click This "Where Are The Toons Now" <--Funny
To see where Superman, He-Man, Plastic Man,
Speedy Gonzalez, Marvin, Joe Camel & Smurfs are now.

I could be wrong

I don't know.. I could be wrong
But I think
Keeping a Horse
INSIDE the HOUSE
Is a Bad Idea... But that's just me

Click This Now

Boredom

Find A Grave...? Sure, Why Not.
Click Me To Find Graves

One More Retro Topic

One More Thing
on the 80's ...
Remember those
Public Service Announcements
of 1980's Saturday Mornings?

Click It

They're All There!

retro stuff

www.retrojunk.com
Here are some funny retro
commercials and other
70's, 80's & 90's stuff

check it out
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I'm getting old...

Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Friday, Where Are You?
Working Sucks So Very Much
I Deserve A Raise

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.

near $3.00 per gallon
Makes me angry!

Bush asked his Energy & Justice
departments to open inquiries into
whether gas prices are being
illegally manipulated...





I'm sure this will change everything!
- well maybe not.

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another coffee story...

The other night I went to
Tim Hortons for Coffee.
The woman working
behind the counter
was about 900 years old and
she moved in slow motion.


And when I say slow motion I mean REVERSE.
Talk about painful.

First I order my coffee... she disappears behind the coffee machine...
it took DAYS
As she makes my coffee she goes into to this convulsing death cough episode..
You know... the vibrating, echoing, my lungs are bleeding type cough...
So the entire cough episode Im thinking to myself:

*please don't be coughing right in my coffee*
*please don't be coughing right in my coffee*
*please don't be coughing right in my coffee*

Then my husband orders his. (after repeating it 3 times)
She does the same thing... disappears, coughs, etc.

Now it's time to pay
I hand her my credit card... We had no cash on us (OF COURSE NOT!)

First she looks at the card, then pushes some buttons,
then looks at the card again, then swipes the card, then looks
at the screen, then pushes more buttons, then swipes the card again,
then looks at the screen, pushes a few more buttons
mumbles something to herself. Swipes the card one more time,
Pushes some buttons. (JUST KEEP PUSHING them BUTTONS!)

(my thoughts)
JESUS CHRIST!!!! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!! make it STOPPPPPPPPP!!!!

I felt like I was on one of those hidden camera shows...

I glanced to my right and could see one of the kids that works there
standing to the side with a huge smile on his face,
apparently he found this humorous... That's nice.

She pushes more buttons...Swipes the card, again....
Then SUCCESS!!!
Ladies and gentlemen we have a transaction!

Woooooooooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The ice in my iced coffee was melted.

W T F !!!


*Not as good as the first Tim Hortons Story - But a story none the less.
click here for 1st coffee post


Tim Hortons

50 Worst Things - Music

The 50 Worst Things
to Happen to Music
According to Blender Magazine

Kevin Federline is #12 -
It's sad that he's rich...


It infuriates me.
I mean, Just look at this CLOWN! He's probably sitting by a pool right now, sipping a margarita AND I have to go to work everyday?!?!...
Life is so very unfair. *sigh*

breakfast of champions

Start the morning
off right kids,
bookmark
Casual Slack

It's Easy
And Good for You!

FACT

It's Going to Rain.
It's Cold.
It's Monday.
It Sucks.

cat nap

Travis napping.

I'm bored.

In case anyone was wondering,
here are the most popular pet names...


according to infoplease.com

Quote of the Day

"The ratio of people
to cake is too big."
-Milton Waddams





Office Space

'Star Trek' set for '08 revival

The show that never dies.

Trekkies will be
chomping at the bit for this one...

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It's Friday

HAPPY
FRIDAY!

woooooo hooooooo!