Thursday, July 13, 2006

I got this topic from Dutch Bitch
She had posted a porn star - name generator

But I remember the old way of figuring out
what your porn star name would be
You take the name of your first pet
& the name of the first street you lived on...


Mine would be
BRANDY LEWIS
& My husband is Satch Bowen
hahaHaha!

What's Your Porn Star Name?
It's probably not as cool as mine

23 comments:

Dale said...

Chipper Tingley

Annie said...

Penny More! Haahahaha! It always seems to work, does'nt it.

Anonymous said...

Oh God... if we're using the old method my name is Charlie Newport, which is totally lame. Maybe ok for a guy...

Anonymous said...

Even lamer is the fact that using the generator my name is Karen Kung-Fu Grip.

SuperWife said...

Pinky Mason. Workable, I guess. But 'Tingley' is a hoot!!

Scarlet said...

Sox Glenora...

your theory just DOES NOT WORK!!!!

Anonymous said...

Muffy Laure

Jen said...

Sox Glenora
could totally be a porn star name!
the theory works!

Your Girl Friday said...

Queen Sheba

I just googled it and found there actually WAS a Queen of Sheba... but a pretty lame porn star name!

Scarlet said...

Thanks Jen...Damn right it will work..

Long sox not those stoopid anklet ones should be a symbol used on the video covers.

why are you all laughing?

Mr. Fabulous said...

You and your husband's aren't very porny.


Of course, mine would be Caesar Chestnut.

HAWT!

Anonymous said...

Pussy Power

Mel said...

Mine would be Waldo Mast!! Hahhahaha!!! NOT a hot name however I think the Mast part has some promise for a guy...

EJL said...

Welcome Back..!
Funny you posted about being a porn star...I posted about being a stripper!

EJL said...

I am Little Miss Muff!

Anonymous said...

My porn star name is "Vein Newton"... actually I didn't do the generator thing, it was my ACTUAL name back when I was "in the business" (if you know what I mean).

Anonymous said...

Lucky Alabama, man that is whack!

Teri said...

okay, my name would be:

Rhonda Rimmer

ohhh, how dirty does that sound?

Winter said...

vySparky Greenfield.. hmmm

arthbard said...

I guess I would be Bingo Highway 10.

Not particularly sexy ... Truth in advertising, I suppose.

Mister Gravely said...

I've always preferred corn over porn, myself. You can eat corn, but you can't eat porn. It's really a no-brainer. Got a problem with it? Talk it over with the mean end of my pitchfork. Yeah, didn't think so.

Lynda said...

Mine would be Burton Harry. Yeah, it doesn't work for me.

Nate said...

I'm a guy (ostensibly) so Lana Ostrander doesn't work too well for me. Unless we're talking gay porn and I'm one of those outrageous cross-dressers a la Ru Paul. Then it would be perfect.

Lana Ostrander in 'German Joust'...