She had posted a porn star - name generator
But I remember the old way of figuring out
what your porn star name would be
You take the name of your first pet
& the name of the first street you lived on...
Mine would be
BRANDY LEWIS
& My husband is Satch Bowen
hahaHaha!
What's Your Porn Star Name?
It's probably not as cool as mine
But I remember the old way of figuring out
what your porn star name would be
You take the name of your first pet
& the name of the first street you lived on...
Mine would be
BRANDY LEWIS
& My husband is Satch Bowen
hahaHaha!
What's Your Porn Star Name?
It's probably not as cool as mine
21 comments:
Chipper Tingley
Penny More! Haahahaha! It always seems to work, does'nt it.
Oh God... if we're using the old method my name is Charlie Newport, which is totally lame. Maybe ok for a guy...
Even lamer is the fact that using the generator my name is Karen Kung-Fu Grip.
Pinky Mason. Workable, I guess. But 'Tingley' is a hoot!!
Sox Glenora...
your theory just DOES NOT WORK!!!!
Muffy Laure
Sox Glenora
could totally be a porn star name!
the theory works!
Queen Sheba
I just googled it and found there actually WAS a Queen of Sheba... but a pretty lame porn star name!
Thanks Jen...Damn right it will work..
Long sox not those stoopid anklet ones should be a symbol used on the video covers.
why are you all laughing?
Pussy Power
Mine would be Waldo Mast!! Hahhahaha!!! NOT a hot name however I think the Mast part has some promise for a guy...
Welcome Back..!
Funny you posted about being a porn star...I posted about being a stripper!
I am Little Miss Muff!
My porn star name is "Vein Newton"... actually I didn't do the generator thing, it was my ACTUAL name back when I was "in the business" (if you know what I mean).
Lucky Alabama, man that is whack!
okay, my name would be:
Rhonda Rimmer
ohhh, how dirty does that sound?
vySparky Greenfield.. hmmm
I guess I would be Bingo Highway 10.
Not particularly sexy ... Truth in advertising, I suppose.
Mine would be Burton Harry. Yeah, it doesn't work for me.
I'm a guy (ostensibly) so Lana Ostrander doesn't work too well for me. Unless we're talking gay porn and I'm one of those outrageous cross-dressers a la Ru Paul. Then it would be perfect.
Lana Ostrander in 'German Joust'...
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