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Dick Small
wanted a new post.

So here's a
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Friday night I was in bed and I thought I smelled smoke
so I try to wake up my husband who is usually is in a sleep coma
I punched a few times to wake him up and here is the conversation
that followed:

Me: Do you smell smoke?
Tim: Huh?
Me: SMOKE.. DO YOU SMELL SMOKE??
Tim: Smoke?
Me: Do.. you.. smell.. smoke?
Tim: What kind of smoke?
Me: What kind of smoke? Oh You Know, Candy Scented Smoke...
SMOKE!!! for christ's sake! you know SMOKE as in
"is our house burning down smoke"
Tim: The people next door are having a party
Me: No they aren't AND They don't have an outdoor fireplace
Tim: It's the outside smoke
Me: What are you talking about???
Tim: It's the window smoke, I don't smell it
Me: What ??
Tim: It's the outside smoke, the trees outside
Me: okay thanks.. you've been very helpful
Tim: Out cold & snoring

The house could be buring down around us and he'd still be out cold.
As usual..He doesn't remember our conversation.

Why do I bother?

Dick,
I didn't say it would be a great post.. but it's a post none the less