Friday, December 08, 2006

blistex

If your lips are chapped
like mine are right at this very moment..
- Because it's 30º and windy as hell out -
god, I hate winter


- forget CHAPSTICK

Fact: Blistex is the Greatest
whoever invented it should be
given some type of award or medal

just sayin'

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big fan of Blistex for years!
Chapstick isn't even a contender.
I bet it's survival gear in RI.

dirty said...

I like that Burt's Bees stuff...Chapstick just doesn't do it for me.

Teri said...

I LOVE blistex. only thing that helps my dry lips.

2 fools said...

Does it work for chapped nipples?

Jen said...

I do not know.
Perhaps you should try it
and write a review.

The Boob Lady said...

AMAZING shit.. I love Blistex. I am convinced that my lips no longer produce their own moisture. I've been using this amazing invention for years. I also recommend that you try the one with the rolly-ball. I can't remember what it's called. Infusion maybe?

Anonymous said...

30 degrees? A veritable heatwave!

It's 16 here right now. It's so cold that even my goosebumps have goosebumps.

DutchBitch said...

Who thought of the word "ointment" anyway... It sounds funny...

Lynda said...

I like Chicken Poop Lip Balm. The name isn't appealing the the lip balm is the bomb.