Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku











And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

No Christmas party
Because we are not worthy
They gave us some coal

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

6 comments:

Teri said...

wow, first the roach and now the coal. how can you go on living?

2 fools said...

Maybe there's a diamond in your coal, Jenny, but anyway - here's my haiku:

Someone knock me down
Workers Comp will make me rich
Then I'm outta here!

Tbone Stallone said...

Thank you shipping clerk
For giving me crabs, and no
I wont share the comb

Tell her I'll be there
In a second, this porno
Won't download itself

That pen in your mouth
I stole from Jen in service
Now you have the herp

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

Tuesday is painful
Like boning a stump grinder
Not like I'd know that

2 fools said...

HAHA! Like boning a stump grinder?
WOW.

Lynda said...

Work on Tuesday Sucks
I tried not to fall asleep
Wednesday for my haiku