happy

Happy New Year
Kids!

clip...

Let's end 2006
with some shane

really bad
cartoon voices
here

voices from Movies T.V. here

new year's

Sorry for my lack of posts
I've been busy doing nothing on my vacation

this was in the newspaper this morning...
New Year’s Eve: Why do we do this weird stuff?

thought I would share...

• Times Square: At 11:59 p.m. they drop the big crystal ball amidst revelry by a million or more people jammed into the square for hours, with lots of drinking and no apparent place to
go to the bathroom. Did you ever wonder about that?

• South Africa: In the Johannesburg suburb of Hillbrow, it’s customary to throw refrigerators, beds and trash bins out of tall buildings. And to set off fireworks horizontally, aimed at the windows of neighboring buildings.

• Scotland: In a tradition called “fireball swinging,” locals fashion big balls out of chicken wire, tar, paper and other flammable materials, set them afire and walk through pedestrian-jammed streets swinging them on ropes. ANDY? do you partake in this activity?

• Atlanta: They drop a peach. Wimps.

• America: We sing “Auld Lang Syne,” an arcane poem by Scotsman Robert Burns. Sure, you can handle the first verse. Now have three glasses of bubbly and try singing the third:

“We twa hae paidl’d in the burn,”

“Frae morning sun till dine,”

“But seas between us braid hae roar’d,”

“Sin auld lang syne.”

• In the Philippines, children jump up and down at midnight to make sure they will grow tall. Hours later, sensors warn of tsunami waves around the Pacific Rim.

• The World: Anyone born Jan. 1 is dubbed a “New Year Baby.” Among the more famous: Pope Alexander VI, Barry Goldwater, Betsy Ross, J. Edgar Hoover, Xavier Cugat, Joe MacDonald of Country Joe and the Fish and Kala Sosefina Mileniume Kauvaka.

• Tonga: What, you don’t know Kala? She was the first child born in the new millennium. (To be fair, the deck was stacked since Tonga’s so close to the International Dateline.)

• Spain: They eat 12 grapes as the clock strikes midnight. Those Spaniards know how to party, don’t they?

• In Turkey, a traditional New Year’s Day feast food is turkey. This is not a pun in the Turkish language. If you see a Turk, try to explain it to him. (If he gets the joke, shake his hand and say, “Ataturk.”)

• Greece: They make St. Basil’s Cake, hiding a gold coin inside. Whoever finds the coin has good luck in the coming year. Or breaks a tooth and sues.

• The American South: We eat “Hoppin’ John” — black-eyed peas and ham hocks — for luck. If we were even luckier, we’d have caviar and champagne.

• The World: From Coney Island to Russia, thousands of portly, nearly naked, probably intoxicated men cut holes in the ice and jump into the frigid water. Of all the things the whole world could unite on ...

• Iran: At Norouz, the Zoroastrian New Year, which actually falls on March 21 in ’07, it’s customary to serve pastry with “Ajileh Moshkel Gosha,” which translates as “problem-solving nuts.” (Fill in your own punch line here. See if you can relate it to the nuclear standoff.)

• France: New Year’s Eve is celebrated with a feast called “Le Reveillon de Saint-Sylvestre,” with champagne and foie gras, and a fancy ball called “une soiree dansante.” Face it. We’ll never be as cool as the French.

• Ecuador: They see out the “Ano Viejo” by using wood, newspapers and rags to make human figures — often of disliked politicians — stuffing them with fireworks and setting them aflame. We call that an election campaign.

• China: Tradition has it that a scary, man-eating beast, Nyan, used to skulk down from the mountains, infiltrate houses and do its worst to the inhabitants. Then they discovered the monster was sensitive to noise. Which explains the firecrackers, banging drums and such that make San Francisco’s Chinese New Year Parade audible from space. (The next lunar new year, ushering in the Year of the Boar, falls on Feb. 18.)

• Cambodia: In “Chab Kon Kleng,” a traditional New Year game, one player, the hen, tries to protect his chicks while another player, the crow, tries to catch them. In America, the game is called “lobbyists and special prosecutors.”

• Japan: Tradition is to pay off all debts and go into the new year with a clean slate. This is how you can tell they’re not Americans.

• Ireland: In a tradition called “First Footing,” if the first person to set foot in your door in the new year is a dark-haired man, you’re in for good luck. But watch out if it’s someone whose eyebrows meet above his or her nose. This would seem to be good advice year-round.

• In Scotland, they have “First Footing,” too, but there, bad luck will follow if your first visitor is female, stingy, flat-footed, barefooted, a minister, doctor, gravedigger or thief or carrying a knife. Probably best to stay inside and watch curling on the telly.

• Korea: Tradition on “Seolnal,” the lunar new year, is to eat sliced rice cakes in soup; unexciting, but more appealing than the spring holiday of “Hansik,” when the menu calls for cold mugwort dumplings.

xmas is over

Hi Kids

Did you have a good xmas?

I got tons of quality gift items!!
Here are just a few of my favorite presents
in 2006

Providence College Hooded Sweatshirt

Huge Ass Bird Feeder

My mom bought Travis his own Chia Pet

North Face Hat

As for my WORST present
I didn't get anything that was completely awful
well... maybe this crazed looking
moose bobblehead


What was the BEST present you got?
or WORST?

xmas

Merry Christmas Kids!
Hope You All Have a Great Holiday

I got one

So... Tonight I went into EB Games to pick up a
last minute gift card. I'm one of those wait until the
last minute angry shoppers - it's a sickness

the line wrapped around the inside of the store
and it had to be at least 95 degrees in this place
and then some lady in line is coughing all over everything
it sounded like she was about to cough up a lung.
all could think of was that movie outbreak
- remember when someone would cough - it would
show you the germs in slow motion moving thru the air
and other people breathing them in -

Then there is this girl behind me she looked like
a full grown Bratz Doll.. She kept saying how hot she was.
"I'm hot.." It's so hot" "I'm hot"
And she was standing 2 inches
away from me.. totally invading my personal space
I wanted to jam my elbow into her face

The line moved so slow - I was screaming on the inside.
it was agony

so FINALLY - it's my turn

My husband had been waiting outside the store
(it was in the mall)
he came over to the register
he said to me - ask the girl if they have any playstation 3s

I said...
Pfffffttt Nooooo, they don't have any

TIM: just ask

ME: *sigh* they don't have any
NOBODY has them

the girl at the register is looking at me smiling

ME: Do you have any PS3's?

Yes we have one..
with the 60 gig, Would you like it?

*pause*
*look of disbelief on both our faces*
Yeah... I'll take it

Girl says
"Most people don't ask"


So I got me a PS3
and I didn't have to camp out in a parking lot
or pay thousands on ebay

the down side...
I went into eb games to spend $10.00
I left with a $719.00 charge on my credit card

damn

HahAHA

available at
sanspantaloons.blogspot.com

doll factory

I think these dolls suck.

Labor group slams Bratz doll factory in China
The pouty Bratz dolls so popular as Christmas presents
are made at a factory in southern China where workers are
obliged to toil up to 94 hours a week, among other violations,
a labor rights group said in a report released Friday.

full story here

just some joke

With the couple celebrating their 50th anniversary
at the church's marriage marathon, the minister
asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share
some insight into how he managed to live with the
same woman all these years.

The husband replied to the audience,
"Well, I treated her with respect, spent money
on her, and I took her traveling on special occasions."

The minister inquired: "trips to where?"

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you
are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the congregation
what you're going to do for your wife on your
50th anniversary?"

"I'm going to go get her."

*thanks 2fools

Fruitcake Lady

I love the fruitcake lady
best of clip - here

Festivus poles

Festivus poles now are for the rest of us

Company turns out symbols of fake holiday
made popular on ‘Seinfeld’

full story here
www.msnbc.msn.com

*thanks Tim

it's Friday

It's Friday!

It's also the start of my vacation

My deepest sympathies
to all those who are working today

the gift

My holiday is now complete..

this morning my friend & co-worker, jo-ann
came in and handed me a bag
Inside was a rudolph blinking nose
You're jealous.. aren't you.
Yup.. Life is good my friends.

** please note - that is not me in the photo above
thank you

Chad Vader

Chad Vader:
Episode 5
(Holiday Special)

watch it here

he's 58

Samuel L. Jackson
is 58 fucking years old Today

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN.
I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker.
- Say what one more goddamn time.
- Jules Winnfield

just sayin'

Alien was on tonight

of course I watched it AGAIN

I'm so glad Jonesy survives.
That would have sucked if Jonesy didn't make it
You know it's true.

just sayin'


"Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting.
The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert,
Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead.
Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks.
With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley,
last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."

doh

The Simpsons
name origins

go here

bitch

So I'm standing in line this morning
at Dunkin Donuts a long line...
and this bitch faced skank
comes storming in

<---I made you a visual -
she looked like this.





She practically knocks me over and says excuse me!
then she plows past everyone
goes over to the cooler
grabs a bottle of orange juice and proceeds to the counter
then she yells "How much is the orange juice?!?"
"How much is the orange juice?!?"
"I'm just buying orange juice!!"
(as if this makes it okay she just cut the entire line)

she pays for the juice and storms out..

ummmm

Am I missing something?
is there some unwritten law that I am unaware of?
It's okay to cut everyone in line if you are buying orange juice??

This is one of those moments when I wished I had caused a scene
But no... I didn't speak up
I just watched.. I was too tired.. I had no fight in me

Why are people such assholes?? Does anyone know?

I hope she choked on her OJ.


*This has been another fascinating post from Casual Slack

Tag I'm It

Lynda Tagged me
A- Available or single? nope - but you knew that
B- Best Friend? Tim
C- Cake or pie? Pie of course
D- Drink of choice? Water, Iced Tea
E- Essential item I use every day. Toothbrush
F- Favorite color: Green
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms? Worms
H- Hometown? Lincoln, RI
I- Indulgence: PIE
J- January or February? February - it's closer to spring than January
K- Kids and names: No Kids - Just cats Travis & Jerry
L- Life is incomplete without? Pets
M- Marriage date: June 27, 1999
N- Number of siblings: 1 older brother
O- Oranges or apples? oranges
P- Phobias or fears? Spiders
Q- Favorite quote? “Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight.” Albert Schweitzer
R- Reasons to smile: I have many
S- Season: Spring - Everything comes alive
T- Tag 3 or 4 people. 2fools & Mixednut (Leave in comments), Dirty Laundry & Chris
U- Unknown fact about me: I sneeze a lot - allergies
V- Vegetable you don’t like: celery
W- Worst habit: not putting away the laundry
Y- Your favorite food? Bagels
Z- Zodiac? Scorpio

cool link

simonsezsanta
You can make Santa do just
about anything you want.

Check it out:
http://www.simonsezsanta.com
"Try these: drink beer, belch, spit milk, jump over chair,
yodel, backflip, riverdance, splits, punch elf...
the list goes on and on and on. "

*thanks to Charles
at sig-ad

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Hope I don't pick you
You wreck the secret santa
You smell - I hate you


Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

forever classics

Joe Barbera
1911 - 2006
Joe Barbera, half of the Hanna-Barbera animation team
that produced such beloved cartoon characters as Tom and Jerry,
Yogi Bear and the Flintstones, died Monday,
a Warner Bros. spokesman said. He was 95.

full story

back foot pillow

random

Just some random "Slack" finds..

elf yourself

http://www.elfyourself.com/

I saw this link over at Dale's
and it made me laugh... try it

field trip

Tenant Time..
Won't You Please Click...

Do it for me kids
--------> click it. ---> click it.


Refreshments Will Be Served
Immediately Following you visit
This week: clamato juice, malt liquor,
pringles, & hostess fruit pies.. assorted flavors

countdown

t-minus 4 days until my vacation

horrific clip

Horrific Clip
of the Day

Everybody Sing Along..

go here

looks like

I ran my husbands pic on celebrity look a likes

(as seen on everyone else's blog.. amy, chris etc etc)
Mostly because he didn't want me to...
HAHahAAHha

Uday Hussein?? WTF? BWAahaaha hell no..
Frederick Banting... who?
Aragorn- what's cooler than that? nothing...

try it here - it's free

I didn't do mine yet... but I shall

tim

the phone rang this morning at my house

I answered it

It was my husband

He said - "Hi.. where are you? Are you home?"

**pause**

"Yeah.. I'm home"

seeing how I don't normally
take our home phone on the road with me

Speaking of my husband
Here is yet another conversation we had last night

as usual he was in his sleep induced coma
snor-a-thon

So I shake him and say
ROLL OVER
- keep in mind he answers me while he sleeps -
Tim: What?
Me: Roll Over
Tim: What Dog??
Me: No dog.. Just roll over
Tim: What Dog? NO
Me: **sigh** You... are... snoring.. Roll over
Tim: No..
Me: Stop! - I can't sleep - You need to roll over!!
Tim: I did
Me: ROLL OVER!!!!!!!!!
Tim: No
Me: Please
Tim: No.. no dog
Me: There is NO DOG
Tim: No **followed by unintelligible mumbling**

He argues when he's awake
He argues when he's asleep
But amazingly enough still I love him ...

*please note this drawing is not completely accurate -
I sleep on the left side and Tim does not wear polka dot Pj's
Thank you

Teri

Teri made me this slacktastic ad
Did I ever tell you she's my favorite?
Do you love it?

Visit Teri Today
http://familytreejunkie.blogspot.com/

I Have A Dream

I could be a winner
if you vote for me

2006 Drysdale Awards

I Have A Dream

a poem

With the Holidays upon us, and the days getting shorter,
I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative,
masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season.

So, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and

scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure

that this wonderful poem will bring...


" ODE TO WINTER "

A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

" SHIT It's Cold!"
The End

thanks Kim

caffeine

I was lying in bed last night

it was 12:30
and all I could think about
was the coffee I was going
to drink at 8:30 in the morning

I have a sickness.
I have an addiction.

Mmmm Coffee

Photo From the Lotus Point Archives

http://sheer-lunacy.blogspot.com/
http://sanspantaloons.blogspot.com/

clips

Mike Rowe Outtakes - from Dirty Jobs
go here

clip

Darth Vader
public service
announcement
watch it here

the Office

Don't miss the Office tonight kids..

it's the 1 hour Xmas Special
A BENIHANA CHRISTMAS
Michael sends out an inappropriate Christmas Card
which lands him in hot water with his girlfriend Carol.
Meanwhile tensions mount on the party
planning committee between Angela, Pam and Karen.
The resulting tension leave the office with
two competing Christmas parties.

xmas lights

Last night we went for a walk around the neighborhood
and I snapped this pic
You don't see this scene too often in New England
I guess our neighbors are having a Hawaiian Holiday this year..

"casa de slack"

we were feeling festive
and put up some lights the Saturday after thanksgiving
just your basic colored xmas lights...
But I'd like to get one of those alligators
like that one in the pic on the right
just to mix things up a bit...

Did you Decorate for Xmas?

I like it

I'm adding another show to my favorites list...
Man Vs. Wild
Have you seen this show?
You Gotta See it..

It's on the Discovery Channel
Fridays at 9 p.m. ET/PT

This guy Is crazy..
His name is Bear Grylls

and he will eat anything - he bites into live fish
like he's biting into a sandwich
watch this clip

Watch How He "Stays Cool" - It's Lovely...
Clip Here

Clip 3 - Making Fire

" In each episode of Man vs. Wild
Bear strands himself in popular wilderness destinations
where tourists often find themselves lost or in danger.
As he finds his way back to civilization, he demonstrates local
survival techniques, including escaping quicksand in the Moab Desert,
navigating dangerous jungle rivers in Costa Rica,
crossing ravines in the Alps and surviving sharks off Hawaii."

I highly recommend it - Check it out

tagged

Tagged by the The Boob Lady
Have you checked out her blog? - it's hilarious...
What the hell are you waiting for??

5 things you don't know about me..

1. I went to a catholic college
(I'm not a religious person) I just picked this college
because it had good parking and a pretty campus
My family wanted me to go to Rhode Island School of Design
.. there's no where to park in the city - fuck that..
Actually I didn't want to go to college at all - my parents made me
I wanted to take time off and chill .. not an option
I majored in art & photography and after one semester I knew I didn't
want to be a photographer. - Money Well Spent

2. The day I graduated from college I was so depressed I thought
I was going to die.. because I knew I had to get a job.. I was
Jobless for over a year - I would stay up all night.. sleep all day and
my parents would SCREAM at me everyday to get a job
The thought of actually working "Full Time" made me physically ill
(it still does..hahaha)

3. Ever since I was a kid I have had this fascination with fire
I always wanted to light the candles.. or I would want to start the fire
in the fireplace.. I would sit in the kitchen and strike matches and blow
them out and my mom would yell at me -
(and NO.. I never tried to set the curtains on fire)
Anyway My mom still calls me "the Pyro" (notice the campfire up top)

4. I don't really like to talk on the phone..
Don't get me wrong.. I do talk on it -
I just don't enjoy it, I'd rather talk to someone in person
We NEVER answer our home phone - ALWAYS let the answering
machine get it. I don't like leaving messages either
if I get an invitation that says RSVP.. I never call.. HAAHhaha

5. I don't believe in fate..
I don't believe things happen for a reason..
I believe in luck

Tags - if you feel like it
Scarlet
Sans
JimmySMASH
Amy
hapabukbuk
stjarna
and everyone else..
that means you too Teri

an email

I have this tradition with my pal Angela

- since we were kids

We send each other free samples & catalogs
(of anything)
addressed with funny names
we're mental.. what can I say

For instance.. last week
I received 2 Free Condoms & 1 Adult Diaper
also... A Free sample of Acne Cleansing Cream

This is an email that I received this morning from Angela...
she even included some pics

Subject line: Special Thanks to You
Dear Jen:

I just wanted to extend my heartfelt thanks from me
(& also from Nanna Canoli)
to you for the wonderful catalog you signed me/us up for.
I received it in the mail just yesterday. It's called: "Brigade Quartermasters"
and it is filled with the most wonderful military tactical training gear any woman
could ask for. Inside I found a few items I'd like to find under my christmas tree
this year... like the "Bali-Song Butterfly Knife" and the "Fortis Convert Stab Vest"
In fact, there's something in it for the whole family! Jack spied some
"Seven Oceans Emergency Rations" that we'll be secretly stuffing in his
stocking this year. A little something special on the way for the wonderful man
in my life, too... the "Field Surgical Implement Kit with Pouch" and the
"Emergency War Surgery Handbook". Yes, there will be no visions of sugarplums
this Christmas Eve, my friend... only that of Kevlar and Meals-Ready-To-Eat.

...and the best part is... I am now on the United States government terrorist hitlist.

Thanks a bunch.

Love 'n Kisses,

Angela

he eats a lot

We had Chinese Food tonight

All you can eat

And this is what my husband ate..

No need to call Richard Simmons just yet...

He only weighs 205 lbs. (6' tall)

I don't know where he puts it all

What did you have?

do the dew

The Mountain Dew Christmas Tree!
check it out

feasible

A 2fools & Slack
collaboration

http://feefeasibleprophecies.blogspot.com/

because it's funny..
that's why

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

No Christmas party
Because we are not worthy
They gave us some coal

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

for Dick

I dedicate this picture to Dick Small
I snapped this pic tonight at the supermarket - just for you
you're welcome
http://sheer-lunacy.blogspot.com/

roach update

OKay
I took the roach back
And as expected I was not
compensated for
my grief..



Unfortunately the manager that was working
is really nice.. So I didn't want to yell at her
She is always so nice to me!!

DAMN!!! I WANTED TO BE MEAN!!
I WANTED TO CAUSE A SCENE!!

So I walk in and she's sitting at a table with
two other employees
I tell her I have a complaint
she replies "why?? what's wrong honey??"

And here is the conversation that followed:

Me: You know I come in here all the time
Manager: I know.. I know you do

Me: Holding up the roach container -
"There was a roach with my bagel"

Manager: *GASP* jumps out of her chair
grabs the container

"This is gross"

Me: "Yeah"

Manager: "No.. this is really disgusting"

Me: "Yeah"

Manager: "I am so sorry .. this is gross.. I am so sorry"

Me: "Yep"

Manager: For a while..when you come in it's on me- no charge

Me: thinking to myself... umm no
I don't want anymore roach infested shit..no thanks, I'm all set with that.

Manager:*Now she's in this Panic mode*.. I ... I.. have to go call pest control
I have to call pest control

Me: "I just want my money back - I don't think I'll be back"

Manager: "when you come in it's on me- no charge
I have to go call pest control"

Me: Good luck with that...


Tomorrow.. I am having cereal for breakfast

Horrific Morning

it's monday morning once again
And I can't think of a better way
to start my morning off
than finding a roach on my bagel

Yes kids you read it right

THERE WAS ROACH ON MY BAGEL
A NASTY, FILTHY, DISGUSTING, FUCKING ROACH

I unwrap my bagel
I apply the cream cheese
I start eating it

When I picked up one of the halves
a roach came running out from underneath
and was scampering around in a circle

I jumped out of my chair
and stood - paralyzed with horror

It was just sitting there looking at me
then it did a few laps around my bagel

now.. I have never seen a roach in real life
on tv yes.. books.. yeah
but never up close and personal like this..

so Im thinking to myself
IS THIS... REALLY A ROACH??
It couldn't be a roach.. no way
....This seriously looks like a fucking roach...
how can this be???

So I call to my friend who's in the next room
She comes over and says..
"Maybe it's a beetle.. remain calm."
"Find a picture online an compare it"

ME: I'm gonna throw up

FRIEND: Don't throw up

ME: I'm gonna throw up
(I had to stop myself from puking all over the floor)

FRIEND: Please Don't throw up - It's just a bug

ME: A roach is more than just a bug

So I call more people down from upstairs to help me confirm

now there's 5 people standing around my bagel
Shouting out things like...

"I think it's a roach" "Kill it ... Kill it..!"
"NO save it so you can bring it back" "Euuu"
"Don't kill it" "Get a paper towel" "I'm going to kill it"
"NO DON'T KILL IT" "Take its picture"
"Put it in that plastic container"

the roach is just sitting on the paper...staring at all of us
So finally one of the salesmen puts it into a container

My stomach is still churning
When I get out of work... I'm taking this mother fucker
back where I got it...
there's gonna be some yelling at Tim Horton's tonight kids...

I have never in my life been this disgusted..
This incident is going to scar me for LIFE
I AM SO DISTURBED - YOU HAVE NO IDEA

And it's not like I went to A Tim Horton in the Ghetto
I live out in the country... The place looks clean
I go there all the time!
Let me re-phrase.. I use to go there all the time

I feel ill.
Hold me.


My friend was kind enough to do
a photo shoot.

Enjoy...

***Cringe***

***Cringe*** ***Shudder*** ***Gag***

Joe Blogs #6 Interview

Joe Blogs Interview
'On The Blogspot'

tenant time

Have You Visited

Tom Jackson Online?

Why the hell not???
Please... Please go visit

Hurry...

As always - refreshments will be served
Immediately following your visit
This week...
Ring Dings, Juice Boxes, & Pop Rocks

**Clamato Juice available upon request

See where it says
This Weeks Tenant - Top Right
------->
Click That - Click it!! Click it!!

pimped it

I'm a winner..

that's right.. a WINNER
I pimped that bathroom

Here are my two entries...
click on pics for larger version

go check out the other great pimped bathrooms

http://dutchyful.blogspot.com/

Andy did a motorcycle USA bathroom
a must see...

Now that was a fun contest! - thanks Dutchy

peanut heroes

When the Worlds
of Peanuts and
Marvel Comics
Collide

go here

wear what you want

10 Jobs
that let you dress
like a slob...

go here

blistex

If your lips are chapped
like mine are right at this very moment..
- Because it's 30º and windy as hell out -
god, I hate winter

- forget CHAPSTICK

Fact: Blistex is the Greatest
whoever invented it should be
given some type of award or medal

just sayin'

name

My friend Angela A.K.A 2 Fools
found out today that she is having a girl...

She's due in May

She hasn't picked out a name yet
any name suggestions?

2 fools needs your help...

my list

Things I want for Christmas
but won't get...

Nikon-70-300-Lens

navigation

x-5

game

Play the
Sober Santa
game

go here

just some joke

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly
and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter
requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received
the letter to God, USA,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed
his secretary to send the
little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be
a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill
and sat down to write a thank-you note to God,

which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for
sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason
you sent it through Washington, DC.,
and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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Comedy Central
has ordered "Lil' Bush:
Resident of the United States,"
a cartoon satire that re-imagines
President Bush and key executives
in his administration as elementary
school misfits.


The title character is surrounded by close pals like Lil' Cheney,
who grumbles unintelligibly, and Lil' Condi, who pines for
Lil' Bush and does his homework for him. Full Story Here

sans

Have You Visited the Great & Talented Andy Today?
http://sanspantaloons.blogspot.com/

right on!

Kid arrested for playing
with Christmas present...
A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son
arrested for allegedly rummaging through
his great-grandmother's things and playing
with his Christmas present early.

full story

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More on acting
from LOOinLONDON

video 1
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Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I need to escape
Someone get me out of here
Won't you save me please??

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

poor pig

George Clooney's
pig died
age 19

full story

gotta love it

"It's a major award"

I just bought the special edition dvd of
A Christmas Story
I usually just watch it on tv - but I felt that
I needed to own a copy

It's not Christmas if you don't watch this movie
at least once...

"Ralphie Parker" - Peter Billingsley
was just in that move "the break-up"
I didn't even know it was him when I saw it...

"Mr. Parker" - Darren McGavin
died February 25, 2006

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry
of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space
over Lake Michigan."

tenant

Have you clicked on
my renter?
Won't You Please Click
------------->

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Mixed Animals
photoshop pics

check 'em out
here

sunday slackin'

bean bag slack

WTF?

BWahHAHAHAhahaha
On my way home from shopping today
I happened to see this little gem in a parking lot..
so I pulled over and snapped
this pic for your viewing pleasure

notice the duct tape holding the mirror on
click on pic to enlarge

Someone actually drives around in this...
Someone thinks this looks good...
Someone paid money to do this to their car..

And I'm glad they did -
because I enjoy laughing at them

stupid

Stupid White Trash ...
A.K.A
Britney Spears
is 25 Today


My favortite Britney Quote:
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

monday

I just bought a

A Mitsubishi - 65" 1080p DLP HDTV
picking it up on monday
woo hoooo!

My mastercard bill this month is going to be staggering...
Slack donations now being accepted - thanks

cringe

The All Time Worst Christmas Song

Without a Doubt...
A Wonderful Christmas Time
- Paul McCartney

so LAME

Followed By These Five Awful Songs
- Go Here

What Christmas Song Do You Loathe?

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Visit groover's new blog!
http://sayyywhaat.blogspot.com/

click it...click it!

top 10

The Top Ten
Christmas Villains

go here

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