Used to be, fortune cookies had fortunes like, "You will meet a tall, dark, nyphomaniac billionaire". Now it's all this "Confusious Say" stuff. If I owned a fortune cookie factory, I would manufacture 100,000 cookies a year with this message, "Congratulations! Your meal is free!!!".
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...now that the darkness has set, turn to SNL tonight and see Rainn Wilson host...he's light, right?
Hey! Those were the lottonumbers in Dutch lottery last night... in exact order... ;-)
Used to be, fortune cookies had fortunes like, "You will meet a tall, dark, nyphomaniac billionaire". Now it's all this "Confusious Say" stuff. If I owned a fortune cookie factory, I would manufacture 100,000 cookies a year with this message, "Congratulations! Your meal is free!!!".
Actually, before you can see the light, you need to pay your over-due utility bills for the last 6 months. Been there.
Deal.
Personally, I like darkness. There's load of fun stuff to do in the dark, when ppl can't see you. Buahaha
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