It's Monday - The most horrific day of the weekThis morning I awoke to Hootie & The Blowfish
at maximum volume - quite disturbing
I managed to control my rage and
NOT smash my alarm clock into millions of pieces
THEN
I was listening to TV this morning and they were talking about
the academy awards and I heard some bitch proclaim
that her shoes cost 1 million dollars
"each shoe is $500,000"
Are they fucking kidding? I have to go to work like a schmuck
and this asshole is wearing million dollar shoes because
she has a job playing "make believe" in hollywood - WTF!!!
THEN
It's snowing out... I head out to work in the slushy, cold nastiness
and I get stuck behind a sanding truck and spend half of my commute
driving 20 miles per hour
NOW
I am here.. WORK
work sucks - monday sucks - everything sucks
how's your day going?
at maximum volume - quite disturbing
I managed to control my rage and
NOT smash my alarm clock into millions of pieces
THEN
I was listening to TV this morning and they were talking about
the academy awards and I heard some bitch proclaim
that her shoes cost 1 million dollars
"each shoe is $500,000"
Are they fucking kidding? I have to go to work like a schmuck
and this asshole is wearing million dollar shoes because
she has a job playing "make believe" in hollywood - WTF!!!
THEN
It's snowing out... I head out to work in the slushy, cold nastiness
and I get stuck behind a sanding truck and spend half of my commute
driving 20 miles per hour
NOW
I am here.. WORK
work sucks - monday sucks - everything sucks
how's your day going?
10 comments:
I think you should take the rest of the day as a sick day.
my year sucks, jen. how about you?
I'd tell you your week can only get better, but you might just smash ME into a million pieces.
Your week can only get better, Jen! I'm not afraid to say it...
And actually, Teri, my year's been PERFECTLY fine. Yes, I can't think of one thing that went wrong. For me, that is.
The shoes cost only 1 million? Must be crap then.
Someone had a purse at the Oscars last that were just as expensive, it had perfect diamonds set into it. Now, the way I sling my purse around I can just see perfect diamonds scattered everywhere!
I agree mondays are awful!!! and my husband used MY towel this morning. This was after he rudely woke me up. I hate monday mornings. At least though there is no snow here.
I am so sorry about the Hootie and the Blowfish. There is nothing worse than waking up to those fuckers.
I bet she bought those million dollar shoes at Payless Shoe Source. Most people spend at least $250,000 a foot.
Hootie and the Blowfish - Ugh, no wonder your day is bad.
My back hurts so bad, I can barely walk, but other than that, Monday is over, hooray.
Although, I wouldn't mind a group called "Hooters And The Blowfish".
When I put on my shoes this morning I saw that my rabbit had eaten them. Glad I didn't pay a million for them.
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