We won’t have Valentines Day anymore. Sorry! I looked out the window this morning and saw this little naked boy running around shooting people with his little bow and arrow. I yelled at him, but he turned toward me and aimed his arrow toward my heart. I shot the little son-of-a-bitch. Then I called the police. They told me who it was but that I shot Cupid in self-defense. So no charges will be filed, but I hate it if I ruined it for anyone else. Damn!
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fantastic. i can always count on the slack to perfectly capture my sentiments.
Hey! That's cupidicide!
I sent my husband flowers at work today...haha. All the women will think that the flowers are for them...funny stuff.
I love it. I'm looking forward to how you're going to treat the Easter Bunny...
My gift to my husband today was to not drive him in to work, and stay home in my pajamas!
We won’t have Valentines Day anymore. Sorry! I looked out the window this morning and saw this little naked boy running around shooting people with his little bow and arrow. I yelled at him, but he turned toward me and aimed his arrow toward my heart. I shot the little son-of-a-bitch. Then I called the police. They told me who it was but that I shot Cupid in self-defense. So no charges will be filed, but I hate it if I ruined it for anyone else. Damn!
Pffft..
It was Ms. Scarlett in the conservatory with a bow and arrow.... wait, we aren't playing Clue?
Very nice!
hahahaha...so glad someone else feels the same way i do
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