Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
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the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
Depressing wastelandIn a pissed off mood todayNothing else to say
Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
12 comments:
Work sucks big time, Jen
Crap co-workers, ugly boss
Must win lottery!!
Two meetings today
You'd think that'd be ok
But my soul is crushed
there is emptiness
between cubicles and life
office flowers fade
A smart-ass intern
Joined the company last month
He's so annoying.
He wants to be boss
So he sucks-up to The Brass
It's embarrassing.
He pulls double-shifts
And even works during lunch
He makes me look bad.
"Yes sir". "Thank you sir".
"You're so right, sir. Yes indeed".
"Yes yes yes yes yes".
One day I'll kill him.
But for now, must bide my time
And wait patiently.
Left my cube behind
Home bound worker that is me
Sit here in the nude
BRAVO, dick!
skylers dad, thanks for the visual.
how many syllables in bored?
Dick Small, if you need the services of my cousin Rocky to pull of the hit, let me know. He's got lots of experience.
investment banker
was polishing pennies
annoying fucker
So fun to have a job and be able to participate!
Work can be a drag.
This is why they call it work
Not hilarity.
work always sucks now
kiss the crack of my ass man
and like it fucker
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