Fayva

Maybe if you kids are good...
I'll take you all to
FAYVA for a new Pair of Olympian Sneakers

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a conversation

So.. this morning
I'm at McDonald's getting
My Paul Newman Iced Coffee..(YUM!)

Anyway
there's this guy in front of me in line

and this is the conversation that took place

McGirl: Hi can I help you?
Strange Dude: Yeah hi, can I get chocolate chip pancakes?
McGirl: *PAUSE* * BLANK STARE* We don't have chocolate chip pancakes...
Strange Dude: Can I get blueberry pancakes?
McGirl: We don't have blueberry pancakes..
Strange Dude: What do you have?
McGirl: Points to jumbotron menu board towering behind her
that can be seen for miles and miles.. We have plain pancakes
Strange Dude: Okay, I'll take two with jelly


WHAT PLANET IS THIS GUY FROM
IT'S FUCKING McDONALDS!!!!!!

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP
FUCKING PANCAKES THERE

NOT TO MENTION LOOK AT THE MENU
IT'S RIGHT THERE!! YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!

YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE
I NEED MY COFFEE

YOU NUMBNUT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES....FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

the end

slack

I've been sooooo busy at work
I've been slackin' on my blog

I'll be back soon kids.

Don't abandon me.

just a thought

If I Won Powerball

the first thing I would do is hire a
Mariachi band to deliver my resignation to my office
to the tune of
of the Mexican hat dance
(if you're not familiar with the Mexican hat dance click here)

It would be so fucking beautiful.

I'd have them bring a box of donuts too..
I'm not totally heartless.

valentine

still goin'

Click the Flag ... Aye

pancakes of joy

I haven't had a pancake post in a long time

Tonight my husband made BLUEBERRY pancakes
and they were the best!

You need to make these
ASAP

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons butter, melted
1/2 Cup (Heaping) of Blueberries (We used frozen)


Directions:
1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar.
Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter;
mix until smooth.
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat.
Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup
for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

You're Welcome.

when kittens go bad

Someone chewed my husbands iphone charger cord...

the cat cost us $10
the cord cost us $35

you do the math

random find

Mickey & Mothra

trailer

I CANNOT WAIT
Check It - - Go Here

Riley

Riley + Kleenex Box = Entertainment

go cardinals

I'm rooting for the Cardinals tonight..
fuck the Steelers..

On a side note
I hear Bruce Springsteen is playing at half time

If Bruce Springsteen was having a concert
in my driveway
I wouldn't get off my couch to look out the window

just sayin'

beverage

I have a new beverage obsession..

It actually replaces my usual coffee run in the morning

Smoothies

Peach Mango to be precise..

it goes like this

Frozen Peaches
Frozen Mangos
1/2 Cup of Low Fat Vanilla Yogurt
Some O.J.
and Ice

BAM!
Icy Smooth Goodness

Does anyone else have this obsession?

Got any flavor combo suggestions for me?

And don't say Bacon..
I do not want a bacon smoothie

random find

random finds

Then & Nows

They mostly come at night... mostly.

Gobstoppers are not everlasting...

wrong ones

So like I said...
I was really sick over the weekend

I could not keep food down
it was like a puke-a-thon

anyway
I ask my sweet, loving husband to make a run to the
supermarket for me
For 3 things
- Ginger Ale
- Gatorade
- Popsicles

I was very specific (as usual)
I said what brand of Ginger Ale
I said what flavor Gatorade
and most important - the Popsicles
"Listen to me carefully"
"I want the basic orange-grape-cherry Popsicles
and none of that twin pop bullshit
just the single Popsicle -- one stick"

He nods..

I wait anxiously.
Dehydrated and in great need of an ice cold, frozen miracle

so finally - he arrives home

I ask him to "Bring me a grape one... hurry
I am dying"

He hands it to me
it doenst look normal
rather pale in color...
I say "Are sure this is a basic grape Popsicle"
He acts all annoyed "YES!"

I taste it
It tastes like grape juice
real grape juice.. weak, watery, grape juice
Not KOOL AID fake GRAPE JUICE
like Popsicles are supposed to taste like!!!
You KNOW what I'm talking about..

I said "No way is this a Normal Popsicle"
he runs to the freezer
and yells back "POPSICLE BRAND
I told you! You just like to complain about things"

Something was off...
But in my weakened condition I could not get off the couch to
investigate the matter further
I had to live with it.. for now

I sat disappointed..
Later that night I endured 2 more watery orangey flavored ones...
I thought to myself they must have changed the formula - But WHY!?

So a couple of days later - I have regained my strength...
I decide to see for myself
I open the freezer door
and there before me is this














Do you see it?

**NATURAL COLORS & FLAVORS**
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!??!

Now - I'm all for healthy food..

BUT RIGHT NOW
I'm Dying...
This could be my last day on earth
I long for the chemical goodness of red #5 and high-fructose corn syrup
and he buys me "All Natural Popsicles"

Why didn't he buy me some brown rice
and hummus while he was at it?!

So I tell him LOOK!
This is what you bought??
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!

and his reply..
brace yourself...

"THAT'S ALL THEY HAD"

you mean to tell me
out of the entire supermarket
they had only one type of Popsicles for sale?

In my 35 years on this planet
I have seen many a frozen food sections
and there's usually an ample variety of frozen novelties

Not just one lone box of healthy fucking ice sticks


Men pay no attention to detail..

I would not have made this mistake... not on my watch.


the end

today

it's a beautiful day.

been sick

Hi Kids

I've been violently ill all weekend.
It felt like this...

But today...
I ate a piece of toast - and I didn't throw up
You know what I call that?

victory

birds

The new window bird feeder
seems to be a huge success...

died

KHAAAAAAAAAAHNNNN

Ricardo Montalban
dead at 88

*full story

random find

Bwahahahahahaaaa

lacking

in⋅spi⋅ra⋅tion–noun
1. an inspiring or animating action or influence:
I cannot write poetry without inspiration.
2. something inspired, as an idea.
3. a result of inspired activity.
4. a thing or person that inspires.
5. Theology. a. a divine influence directly and immediately
exerted upon the mind or soul. b. the divine quality of the
writings or words of a person so influenced.

I lack in⋅spi⋅ra⋅tion

The Twilight Zone

I Love The Twilight Zone
Original Series (1959-1964)


Rod Serling:
Born December 25, 1924, Syracuse, New York, USA
Date of Death June 28, 1975
(complications arising from a coronary bypass operation)
Height 5' 4"
A former boxer, paratrooper and general
all-around angry young man
(IMDB)

Wrote the majority of the Twilight Zone scripts


Some of My Favorite Episodes:
"Night Of The Meek"
"The Invaders"
"Third From The Sun"
"Nothing In The Dark"

You're traveling through another dimension --
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!
You unlock this door with the key of imagination.
Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight,
a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.


The Twilight Zone Episode Guide

Who Loves this show?
What's Your Favorite Episodes???

random find

The Prestige

Why the hell
hasn't anyone told Scarlet
they want the card next???
GO HERE
Why must you disappoint me??
Why???

Dale?, Someguy?, Zibbs? Anyone
gonna keep the dream alive?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


This Weeks Haiku Brought to you by MISS ALEX

Am I really here?
I wish I were five again.
The homeless don't work!

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

random find

*OUTRAGE*

Apparently Women Can`t Play Battleship...
It's Far too Complex..

They Need to be in the Kitchen, Washing Dishes.

Dear Milton Bradley,
YOU CAN GET FUCKED!

Put that in your pipe - and smoke it.

Sincerely,
Jen @ Casual Slack

random find

normally, I hate when the name of my blog is
associated with "pants"

~CASUAL SLACK~
it's not about pants..!
it has nothing to do with pants..!

but this pic so bad ass I had to post it

art

I noticed this artwork hanging on my moms fridge
my nephew did it..
the boy obviously has skillz!

The Prestige

Where the hell is that card?
... It's in Australia

Scarlet has it!
go tell him you WANT IT

Do it for me
Do it for America

godspeed.

link

The Stories
Behind 20 Muppet
Favorites...
Go Here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


This Weeks Haiku Brought to you by 2Fools

Thanks for the cookies

Like I haven't had enough

They aren't even good

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

random find

This looks tasty!
Oh wait...
NO - IT DOESN'T

an email

And now
an email I received this morning
from my friend
Angela a.k.a 2fools

enjoy...

Hi, Jen - How was your Christmas? Did you get anything nice?
We had a nice Christmas - it was nice. Yeah...

It's the days leading up to Christmas that are fun, you know?
Picking that perfect gift for your special someone...I think I did pretty well.

Here's what I got for my sweetheart:

An Ipod - Nano w/ hard case and extended warranty $220

Clothes - $100

Car stuff (jumper cables, etc.) $50.00

Harley Davidson engine model kit $40.00

Glass *ahem* "tobacco" pipe $35.00

"tobacco" $50.00

One-hitter (whatever that means) $10.00

Massaging Slippers $20.00

Lots and lots of stocking stuffers $whoknows.

Here's what I got:

A new coat: Size 2XXL (Woman)
("I picked it up and said, "Oh yeah, that'll DEFINITELY fit her)

1 bottle of shampoo

1 bottle of conditioner

1 bottle of nail polish remover

2 bottles of nail polish
(I haven't had nails since I started playing guitar when I was 17
- and I don't paint my nubbins)

1 .99 cent key chain.

Thanks... I LOVE it. Douchebag.

As you can see the meaning of Christmas
is still intact at our house.

mom

And now

a story my mom shared with me
on December 24th


Mom:
"So you'll get a laugh from this one,
I had just got done cutting up the fudge I made
and putting it in dishes for everyone...

(Actual Fudge)

There were little fudge trimmings all over...
a piece was on the knife and I ate it.

There was a little piece on the plate and I ate it.

There was another piece on the counter and I ate it.

Then I saw a little piece near the sink
and I put it in my mouth...

But this time it wasn't fudge...
It was a piece of Cesar sliced beef dog food
that must of fell off of poodle's dog dish

Blllleeeeechhhhhh - I can still taste it - it was awful!!!

I'm done eating fudge for a while..."

My mom ate poodle food on Christmas Eve
*cringe*

The End.

I hope all you kids had a good Xmas!!

jesse

Trukindog & Jesse
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clip of the day

Clip of the day
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I laughed.