lame

I was just browsing CNN
and I came across another
Tobey Maguire article
It was about what he plans
on doing next...



And then I read this sentence:
"His top priority is spending time with his fiancee, Jennifer Meyer,
and their 5-month-old daughter, Ruby Sweetheart."

WAIT... HOLD ON....
he named his kid... "Ruby Sweetheart??"
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft LAME