Wednesday, May 30, 2007

more crazy...

The Top 10 Celebrity
You Wouldn't Think
Are Scientologists

go here

Jerry Seinfeld is listed - But I choose not to believe this...
It hurts my brain to even think about it.


Anonymous said...

Groover her...Sayyy Whaaat

Not sure Ol Jer is actually a Scientolojerk;
"I took a couple courses a number of years ago that I thought were fabulous. I learned a lot and I had a good experience with it…I think the stuff I learned there really did help me a lot"

First Kramer loses his mind, now this! Are George and Elaine next?Actually, in interviews, these two seem the most grounded, especially Jason. He doesn't take himself too seriously like Richards apparently does.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to a fantasy writing project that went astray!

The Levels of Scientology (just use the suggestion of sceince is in insult here)

Operating Thetan
OT I comes after completing OT eligibility and OT preps (qv), this consists of walking about and counting people until one has a "win", and similar god-like procedures

OT II consists of hundreds of boring "implants" written in Hubbard's hand like "to be or not to be", followed by "spotting the light" that accompanied the "implants."

OT III, also called "The Wall of Fire". Deals with Incident 2, Xenu, the evil galactic overlord, and the H bombs on Hawaii 76 million years ago. Hubbard said that anyone who was exposed to this level casually would "freewheel" through it, become a chronic insomniac, then get sick and die.

OT IV; the Operating Thetan drug rundown. New OT IV gets rid of the effects of taking drugs in past lifetimes for a few thousand dollars.

OT V; get rid of those damn Body Thetans! EP (End Phenomena) is cause over life.

OT VI; what, more body thetans? New OT 6 teaches the Pre-OT, to do NOTs, New Era Dianetics for Operating Thetans, solo. OT VI is very expensive; it is easy to run up a $40,000 bill to get ready for the next step

On OT VII one does NOTS, New Era Dianetics for Operating Thetans, solo. New OT VII is cheaper than New OT V, as only the six month C/S'ing and the final certainly check are paid for and the main work is left to the mark himself.

OT VIII; Rumours are that the EP of this level is to cognite that Hubbard is god. Plonk down the US $360,000 or so to get to this stratospheric level, and find out

Chris said...

Damn, they got Beck!? What a shame.

I refuse to believe the stuff about Seinfeld.

Lynda said...

I can't believe they had Leah Remini listed as someone you wouldn't know was a Scientologist.

And I found that article to be a bit inaccurate.

But I say just because they are a scientologist, doesn't make them bad peoples. I mean, look at religious groups that knock on your door and try to shove a bunch of BS down your throat. I married a guy who grew up in that kind of religion. We call it the cult. (Though he wasn't in it by the time I met him, or we wouldn't be married.)

MC said...

Any "religion" that calls the lawyers on you when you talk about them in a negative way in this day and age is evil... 100%

Mr. Fabulous said...

I will NEVER believe that about Jerry.

I can't. I won't.

Doctor Mom™ said...

Yeah, I thought Seinfeld was Jewish...

Earl and his brother surprise me

What's going on with Hollywierd anyway?

It's an alien invasion...just like in Men in Black!!

Please don't tell me Will Smith is on that list!