Monday, February 11, 2008

a conversation

And now..
a conversation that
took place yesterday
between a family member
and myself...

Family Member:
Lemme ask you a question,
what do you think of a guy who does the
"stiffs" hair - doing my hair?

Me: Huh?

Family Member: Anthony, the guy who does the hair on the
corpses down at the funeral parlor...
I was gonna have him do my hair, what do you think?

Me: Do you have to lie down while he does it?

Family Member: What?
Don't be an idiot.. He has his own salon

Me: oh, well I guess it's okay as long as he doesn't have funeral music
playing at the "salon"..

Family Member: Thanks for your input

Me: Anytime


Miss Alex said...

Lunch time. Reading Casual Slack. I think I laughed so hard hummas just shot out of my nose reading this....

Teri said...

your family members love you, don't they? They should be used to your sense of humor by now.

Coffeypot said...

I'd say it was okay until he ask you not to breath or move. Then run!

Anonymous said...

Tell your family member to come by here, and I'll give them a buzz-cut for free.

Special K said...


Sans Pantaloons said...

That would be the 'Curl Up & Dye' salon, no doubt.

2 fools said...

HAHAHA, They don't touch the back. Just the top, front and sides. They don't know how to do the back, but - hey - you get a discount.