Monday, April 21, 2008

it's true

My grandmother
(my father's mother)
Bought me a present.. once

You know what it was?

wait for it...

wait for it...





A Sugar Daddy...

Most grandparents
shower their grand kids
with gifts
and make them cookies
and send money in cards and all that shit...


Nope not mine!!!!

All I ever got was one Sugar Daddy
one fucking Sugar Daddy

thanks grandma!

Pffffffffffft


You may be thinking... awwww
maybe she was poor..?!
Nope
She always had ample cash for cigarettes, poker & peach schnapps
so there goes that theory


Pffffffffffft






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