Monday, April 21, 2008

it's true

My grandmother
(my father's mother)
Bought me a present.. once

You know what it was?

wait for it...

wait for it...

A Sugar Daddy...

Most grandparents
shower their grand kids
with gifts
and make them cookies
and send money in cards and all that shit...

Nope not mine!!!!

All I ever got was one Sugar Daddy
one fucking Sugar Daddy

thanks grandma!


You may be thinking... awwww
maybe she was poor..?!
She always had ample cash for cigarettes, poker & peach schnapps
so there goes that theory


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