Is this true?

Hasselhoff
Was CRYING When They
Announced the Winner
of American Idol?

HAHAHhHAhHAhAHAH
HHAHAHhHAhahAHHAH
HAHAHAHHAhahahhaha!

X-Men 3

X-Men: The Last Stand
Pretty Cool Website with Trailer
check it out

Premieres Friday, May 26th

And For You Hardcore X-Men Fans
Take the X-Men Quiz


I think it looks pretty good.
I never read the comic books so I don't know
how Hollywood is destroying the characters / storyline

It's probably better that I don't know.
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READ A REVIEW
"Bottom line: Super visual effects aside, the trilogy's
final chapter is a pale mutation of its predecessors."

I'm So Glad It's Over Tonight

I AM SO SICK OF HEARING
ABOUT AMERICAN IDOL
JUST END ALREADY!!! END!!!!!
I don't care who wins.
I know everyone on the planet cares.
But I don't.

Is it wrong that I don't care?


I hate both of you.
I HATE you too Clay Aiken!!!

LAME

My friend Angela sent me this picture yesterday
we send each other funny stuff throughout the day
trying to out-do each other
I'd say she won with this little gem!
Just look at it! I laugh everytime I see it.

Remember this piece of crap Tv Show?
The Courtship of Eddie's Father
TV-Series 1969-1972

Even the name is lame!
What was the HULK thinking when he took this job??

Plot Outline:Widower Tom Corbett must raise his son Eddie who is always
scheming to get his dad remarried. Tom is a magazine publisher,
Mrs. Livingston is his housekeeper, Tina is Tom's secretary, Norman is a photographer,
and Joey is a friend of Eddie's.

Mrs. Livingston HAHAHA
"Mista Eddies Fatha"
ARE THEY KIDDING???
HOW BAD IS THAT!?!?!?!?!!!! IT'S BAD!!

Leave Me Your Thoughts On Mrs. Livingston
or the show in general
Eddie Would Want You To.

morning story of horror

the TRASH CAN
This morning I was pulling out
of my driveway headed for work
and I noticed that the garbage can
was still out on the sidewalk
I get out of the truck to go get it.



I pick it up - One hand on the handle and the back of my other
hand lower on the can so I could push it away from my clothes.
I carry it to the side of the house. I get back in the truck
and head out for work. As I'm driving I notice this smell...
I'm looking around sniffing... sniff... sniff
then I smell the back of my hand
It...it smells like garbage juice / cat piss????
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I immediately go for the bottle of purell I keep in my center console
I poured it all over my hands then proceeded to wipe the steering wheel
and anything else I touched (even though it was the back of my hand that was tainted
Im not taking any chances.) I must have used half the bottle.


I get into the office and furiously soap up
my hands once again then I asked all my
co-workers to smell my arm... In case any got on my clothes
And they did...They didn't smell anything.
I'm Clean.

That was horrifying.



I'd like to thank my husband for not taking in the trash can yesterday.
I know you had a lot of lounging on the couch and talking on the phone to do

Also I would like to thank the neighborhood cat for pissing
on my garbage can. You have the entire world to piss on...fields of grass... trees... rocks but no.. you went straight for my garbage can.
Thanks... I appreciate it.

The moral of the story?
Never touch the garbage can, pick up by the handles only
ALSO Always keep Purell in the car.

mulch

this is what $162.00 worth of mulch looks like
yep, there it is... mulch

The F-Word Defined

Click Here

This is Old - But Still Funny

CHiPs

FACT: Chips was the Coolest TV Show of the late 70's early 80's
First Telecast: September 15, 1977 Last Telecast: July 17, 1983

Who Didn't Love This Show as a Kid?
You Loved it - You Know You Did.

Everybody Loves Ponch!

"Plot Outline: "CHiPS," which stood for California Highway Patrol,
followed the daily beats of two state motorcycle patrolmen as they patrolled the freeway system in and around Los Angeles. Frank "Ponch" Poncherello and Jon Baker were partners and officers with the California Highway Patrol. Together they cruised the highways and interstates in the Los Angeles area, stopping speeders and car thieves, helping stranded motorists, assisting paramedics at accident scenes
and occasionally investigating crimes.
They also became involved in many chases--this series could usually be counted on to provide at least one multi-vehicle interstate pile-up per episode."

Leave Me A Comment
With Your Thoughts on CHiPs
Ponch Demands It

Tuesday "Works Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

My Alarm Went Off
I Had To Get Out Of Bed
It Ruins My Day

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables

One of The STUPIDEST Things I Ever Heard
Volume#1

I don't recall the year maybe 2001

My mother-in-law said to me and I quote...

"I tried that Slim Fast Diet
I wanted to lose some weight,
I didn't like the taste of it
so I added chocolate ice cream."

It's Monday

MONDAY Nornna
Not some of her finest work

YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO CLICK IT
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my weekend

I had to go to my nephews first communion on Sunday

I'm not really into the "church thing"
So one hour felt like an eternity

For those of you not familiar with the catholic regimen
I'll sum it up for you...

Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
and yawn

So, yeah... it's a good time

After that we went to eat at restaurant called "Twin Oaks"
I can't stand Twin Oaks... people LOVE this place
I just don't get it.
The food is not that great, yet people will wait 2 hours
just to eat some of it.

THEN
I cut my finger buttering a piece of bread with a steak knife
I had to ask the waiter for a band-aid
I never asked a waiter for a band-aid before
I guess there's a first time for everything

I thought I was out of luck.. but he said SURE
and came back in a flash with TWO Band-Aids
just in case...
I guess it's a common restaurant occurrence...
My finger still hurts.

That's my story. Pretty dull.. I know

Someone wants to own this...
Someone is going to pay
A LOT OF MONEY for this.

Someone is willing to piss their life
savings away just to buy this lame ass jumpsuit.
Sometimes it's hard not to make fun of Trekkies...

"Trekkies will be setting their phasers to “bid”
this fall when Christie’s holds the first official
studio auction of memorabilia from all five
“Star Trek” television series & 10 movie spinoffs."
Full Story

As for the Jumpsuit...
I Think I'll Pass. Thanks Anyway.

'Superman Returns'

Is expected to be the most expensive movie ever made
by the time it's released on June 30th, with costs
by then reaching $300 million.
According to WWTD

$300 MILLION!!!!
If they can't make a good movie for $300 Million - All is Lost.

It Better Be Good. Or Jen Will Be ANGRY!!!
I can't wait to see it.
I was five years old when the first movie came out in 1978

WATCH THE TRAILER

"Movie suffers from an overdose of dull"

After All the Hype

After All The Controversy
After The Long Wait

IT SUCKS
At least that's what I've heard & read.

the da vinci code
Don't Bother.
read one of the reviews here

Maybe it Was Tom Hanks Bad Hair
or Maybe Opie Just Couldn't Handle It

Either way, they will all have more Millions to count
and I'll still be working for the man.
**sigh**

Weekly Nornna

The Week Wouldn't
Be Complete
without Weekly Nornna
You know this is true...

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Bad Hair In The Movies

Here's a slide show of

Cinematic Bad Hair Days
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Remember SPIROGRAPH?
I saw this on ebay
I had forgotten that it even existed

I spent hours making designs - that nobody wanted.
(I use to make them for everyone, I was nice like that)

Had them all over the fridge...
It kept me busy.

world trade center

Hollywood Did it Again...

WATCH THE TRAILER

It looks better than United 93
but I still don't think I want to see it.

Starring Nicolas Cage - Directed by Oliver Stone

FACT: I have the coolest cat.

the tribe has spoken

51 months for Hatch...
HAHAHAHahHAhHAHAHAA!

Note to Richard:
Don't Walk Around Prison Naked.
(I'm sure your going to try to)

full story

quote of the day

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting
online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that
I'm training to be a cage fighter."

- Kip Dynamite

Cool Link of the Day

Here's a Site with all the Covers
of MAD MAGAZINE
Click Me

I use to try and draw the pics inside when I was a kid.
But they never looked as cool as the magazine.

Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

I left my warm bed.
To come to this place of work.
Life is so unfair.

Thank You
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Please Post as a Comment.



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Weekly Nornna

Definitely the Nastiest
Nornna Yet...
***cringe***shudder***gag***

unbelievable.
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These Sites Have Cool Retro Toys
Check Them Out!
-Brings Back Memories for Us Old Folks-

Site 1
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the card

click on pics for larger view

My husband got this birthday card
from his parents last week.
He hasn't talked to them in over a year
for reasons that are too numerous to list.
It was only 2 days late this year...
Usually he gets the card a week after his birthday.

Resistance is Futile?
Whatever.

I have this sneaking suspicion that this card was negatively
directed at me in some way. ( Notice the underlining )

I don't get birthday cards from my inlaws.
They dislike me.
I know... I can't believe it either!
They bought me a birthday present once.
It was a flashlight.

They bought me a fucking flashlight for my birthday.

Ummmm thanks.

Fritos are good

Fritos Corn Chips
Are By Far The Best Chips to
Accompany A Sandwich

I dare you to challenge this.

Johnny will sign it.
But don't ask Bruce...
He's far too busy.




According to msnbc

worst at signing fan autographs
1. Cameron Diaz - I don't want your skanky autograph anyway
2. Bruce Willis - Bruce is far too busy being in love with himself
3. Demi Moore - Afraid your Kabbalah string bracelet might get snagged?
4. Tobey Maguire - Thanks for nothing spiderman
5. Alan Alda - You're old
6. Halle Berry - Cat woman sucked
7. Winona Ryder - You're just a crazy ass shoplifter...
8. Teri Hatcher - You're not even good enough for Ryan Seacrest... hahaha!
9. Joaquin Phoenix - I still like you
10. Russell Crowe - Why so angry Mr. Phone thrower?

best at signing fan autographs
1. Johnny Depp
2. George Clooney
3. Matt Damon
4. Al Pacino
5. Tom Cruise
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Elijah Wood
8. Brittany Murphy
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Clint Eastwood

Buy These

THESE ARE THE GREATEST.
Why do they call them crackers
it's a cookie not a cracker...
Go Buy Some

I Don't Like Them

Famous People I Can't Stand
Volume #3

1. Kevin Bacon - I saw you in a Hanes commercial last night
and it made me cringe. Need more product for your hair Kev?
2. Zach Braff - There's just something about You...
3. Nancy Kerrigan - I hate when the winter Olympics are on..
because it means I might unavoidably catch a glimpse of you and your
teethe on TV. If I could... I 'd kick you in the other knee.
4. Rob Schneider- Can someone please tell me who keeps allowing
this guy to make movies?? I don't understand...?
5. Ryan Seacrest - You're a metrosexual hobbit.
6. Michael Jackson - Because your nose fell off...!
Have fun wearing burkas and drinking jesus juice in Bahrain.
7. That Kid - that little annoying bastard from Jerry Maguire.
Yeah, your career really skyrocketed after that movie, huh.
8. Emeril - Bam This!!

Here's Some Friday Nornna

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You Know You Want To!
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Wacky Packages

Remember Wacky Packages?

I bought some for my niece & nephew the other day.
I can't believe they still make them!

Here's a retro site about them click me!!!
Take the tour of some of the all-time favorite Wackys!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM!

It's My Husband's
Birthday Today!

Here Honey...
I Got You this picture of A Porsche!

Nothings' too good for you...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

the Office Season Finale!

SEASON FINALE
Of The Office Tonight!
In the season finale, Michael
and the Dunder Mifflin crew
hold a Casino Night for charity
in their warehouse and take
some big gambles.

DON'T MISS THIS...

bushorchimp.com

Because it's funny. That's why.
Just Click It!

Reality TV

You can be Stan Lee's New Superhero

PASADENA, California -- The creator of Spider-Man
and the Incredible Hulk is on the hunt for a new superhero,
and he plans to find it on Reality TV.

Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee said Friday
that his new reality show "Who Wants to be a Superhero?"
breaks new ground.

"I've never lived in a world of reality," quipped the 83-year-old writer.

Eleven wannabe superheros -- whittled down from 200 -- are set to compete in the show, which is scheduled to premiere July 26 on the Sci-Fi channel. The winning superhero will be the star of a new comic book created by Lee.

The reported catch-phrase for those who don't make the cut?
"Turn in your spandex!"

Does there have to be a reality show for EVERYTHING?
Apparently there does... and this one sounds BAD.

Story from cnn.com

Quote of the Day

"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning."

- Ralph Wiggum

make your own

got this from Blather Rinse
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