Saturday, May 13, 2006



Johnny will sign it.
But don't ask Bruce...
He's far too busy.




According to msnbc


worst at signing fan autographs

1. Cameron Diaz - I don't want your skanky autograph anyway
2. Bruce Willis - Bruce is far too busy being in love with himself
3. Demi Moore - Afraid your Kabbalah string bracelet might get snagged?
4. Tobey Maguire - Thanks for nothing spiderman
5. Alan Alda - You're old
6. Halle Berry - Cat woman sucked
7. Winona Ryder - You're just a crazy ass shoplifter...
8. Teri Hatcher - You're not even good enough for Ryan Seacrest... hahaha!
9. Joaquin Phoenix - I still like you
10. Russell Crowe - Why so angry Mr. Phone thrower?

best at signing fan autographs

1. Johnny Depp
2. George Clooney
3. Matt Damon
4. Al Pacino
5. Tom Cruise
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Elijah Wood
8. Brittany Murphy
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Clint Eastwood

4 comments:

Penguin Trauma said...

Another one to add:

Vinne Jones - will happily (but with serious face) sign fan autographs - shame he always spells your name wrong......

Peter Matthes said...

Who is Vinne Jones?

The chicks even love "bad" Joaquin Phoenix.

Jen said...

you gotta love Joaquin!

lol

Penguin Trauma said...

Vinnie Jones - he was in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and again in Snatch - he is Brad Pitt's best mate!!

If you've seen either of these - watch out for the mean and moody one, he never plays a different character.....

Typecast? Hmmmmm.....