just sayin'

I may have

just invented the greatest t-shirt
of our time...

slackmart

clip

Paris Hilton
phone call from JAIL
ring my bell

watch it here

he died

Mr. Wizard
died today

he was 89

full story here

shame

My mother was thinking about adopting

a retired greyhound.. I thought it was a good idea
I like greyhounds

but then.. she did the unthinkable
she shamed our family
and adopted this monstrosity

it's a mini poodle

a yappy little foofoo dog

out of the entire canine world
my least favorite dog - with out a doubt
is the poodle

just look at it
it looks like it should be wearing a
rhinestone cowboy hat
and riding tricycle with a clown

when I was a kid..
the only dogs we ever had were pit bulls
PIT BULLS!
how could my mother go from a pit bull owner to
a mini poodle owner?

How did it come to this?

But, since I love all animals
I'll try my best to like the poodle

but I can't promise anything

*sigh*

the rumors never end

at Dick Small's

check it out- it's always worth the trip

spin-off?

I don't like the sound of this
'The Office' Spin-Off ?

But... But...
What about the office??
Dwight Schrute can't leave the office...

Nooooooo



*thanks Anonymous

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

No coffee pot here
No cushion left in my chair
No 401K

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more celebrity dirt

more at Dick Small's

check it out- it's still worth the trip

monday

monday sucks

flashback

I knew this girl...
in elementary school
and she use to suck on change..
(usually dimes or nickels)
Like it was hard candy
**gag** **shudder** *cringe*

Last I heard - she's living in a
trailer in Fla. - shocking

I think it sucked

I waited all week for that?

Worst episode ever...
what a fucking disappointment

pffffffffffffft

Can someone please give me back that hour of my life
that I just wasted??

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttt

I'm insulted.

lunch

I had a pizza strip for lunch
from D Palmieri's Bakery

awesome

scandal update

"Well, i TRIED to keep it quiet"
more at Dick Small's

check it out- it's worth the trip

hate

Dear Paris,

I hate your guts.

thanks

Jen@
casual slack

wrath of slack

binx

Binx still wants his motor scooter back

I mean... Fair is Fair

Just Sayin'

80's fashion - Won't anybody help them?

I could do better

London unveiled the logo for the 2012 Summer Olympics...
AND IT SUPPOSEDLY
CAUSES EPILEPTIC SEIZURES
it`s supposed to be the numbers "2012" looking very diagonal and hip. . .
but no one realizes it says "2012" until someone tells them.

The London Olympic committee paid
more than $800,000 to have the logo designed. . .

Jesus Christ!!! I would have designed a kick ass logo
for $300 bucks...
Why didn't they just call me?

Pfffffffffft

scandal

"Heads will roll..."
more scandal at Dick Small's

check it out

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

I almost forgot..

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

You need a tic tac
Don't stand so close - *shudder* *cringe*
Brush your nasty teeth

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this just in...

Zed's not dead

theworldaccordingtozed.blogspot.com

bright

I drove by this house the other day...
The picture doesn't do it justice.. It's Blinding

I couldn't help but wonder what the
conversation was like at the paint store..

"Yeah, hi... do you have anything in neon?"
"Something similar to the paint they use at construction sites?"
"I really enjoy hi-liters, got anything like that?"







"Do you have anything that makes the statement - I have no fucking taste?"

cat slack

link

Photochopped
Cup Ads
here

it's just a bagel

MMMMmmmm
Toasted Dark

eye of the tiger

The first cassette I ever owned...
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
BWahaahaha
I got it for my birthday... needless to say
I was overwhelmed with joy

What was yours?
(album, cassette.. or whatever)

All Hail Andy

Andy made this Digital Versatile Blog ad for me..
Does it make you randy?
- Oh, Behave...
sanspantaloons.blogspot.com

clip

whoa...

NICE KITTY!!
watch it

he's old

Morgan Freeman
is 70 Today..

Freeman ROCKS
The guy could be reading the ingredients
on the back of a cereal box and would have
you hanging on every word...

You know it's true..

Vader Art

Darth Vader's
trippy collection
of alternate headwear

go here

it's...

Happy Friday, Kids!

Released

Free At Last

served eight years - for helping people

true

slack club

just a link

This Site Has Some Funny
T-Shirts
Palmercash.com

more crazy...

The Top 10 Celebrity
Scientologists
You Wouldn't Think
Are Scientologists

go here




Jerry Seinfeld is listed - But I choose not to believe this...
It hurts my brain to even think about it.

schrute buck

It's a motivational tool...

k

Amy gave me the letter K to write about.
I need to write about 10 things that I like that start with K

1. Kittens - If you don't like kittens you have no soul
2. Kites - We usually go to Newport, RI a couple times a year
and fly kites - there's a perfect spot near the water,
everyone goes there to fly kites.. I recommend it.
3. Kalamazoo, Michigan - I have never been there, it might be
a shit hole for all I know...I just like the name
4. Karma - "It's everywhere you're going to be"
5. Kayaks - I want to buy one, but my husband says
I spend too much money
6. Kangaroo - I like Kangaroos - Hey.. does anyone remember
those sneakers with the little kangaroo on them
- and they had the zipper pocket??
7. Kryptonite - It's a pretty shade of green
8. Ketchup - Love the stuff
9. Kleenex - I sneeze a lot
10. Knowledge - I Like to know stuff

Do YOU want to write about a letter?
Let me know and I shall assign you a letter.

clip

AUDITION for the
role of comedy
From: LOOinLONDON

watch it here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Back to the sweat shop
Three day weekend is over
I think I might cry

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work sucks

*thanks Kim

woo hoooo

Cherish the three day weekend
woo hoooooo

Who's having a party?

trailer

wow...
This movie might
actually kick ass

check out the new trailer -
click the one
that says EXCLUSIVE

clip

this is a SICK
and TWISTED family

watchy here

advice

Dirty inspired me to

do this post on the best advice I was ever given

a few years ago
I was always having panic attacks & stressing out
and my friend from work, Ann
made me this sign
(no...she's not a Buddhist...
she just happened upon this quote somewhere on line)

the fact that the letters were cut off and it just looked
half-ass, thrown together made me like it even more

It's been taped to my desk ever since

And I can honestly say
this was the greatest advice ever given to me

I told her it changed my life -
She just laughed and said - "that ugly thing? BWahahahaha"

Do yourself a favor -
Click on pic for larger version
Print it out.
Hang it up.

You're Welcome...

quote of the day

"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Went to work - Stupid...
Should have called in sick today
I think I might die

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