Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

No coffee pot here
No cushion left in my chair
No 401K

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


noerb said...

My red swingline stapler will not fit in the first line...so screw a

Grant Miller said...

I will buy you a new chair.

Jen said...

Miller - you're the greatest
I'll send you the shipping address

I want something really nice
No skimping...


Frank Sirmarco said...

How can you sit there
and chew on your gum so loud?
I really hate you!

Zed said...

Do you comb your hair?
It's matted and looks like crap.
Do you wash your face?

Here is some soap, bud
Use it; use it a lot please
You smell rather foul.

Just Dave said...

The sound of the phone
shatters my calm morning and
breeds insanity

LJP said...

Brilliant!! Made me laugh!

This is my effort

eyes sore coffee hug
toy cow will not cheer my mood
paper clip in head