Thursday, June 07, 2007


Dear Paris,
I hate your guts.


casual slack


Anonymous said...

show her the fists of fury! you know you can do it.

Teri aka "Peach Pit" said...

me too, Jen.


Anonymous said...

I've never hated her more than I do now. It's just not right.

dirty said...

I don't think she has any's bones and skin and I hate her based on that alone.

mixednut said...

At last!
Excitement and beauty returns to my otherwise mundane life.


Nobody™ said...

May she be struck down by a speeding bus. Spoiled little bitch.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh Jen...I knew this news would make Casual Slack! Paris greets you with an LA welcome.

I guess she didn't like the food selection and cried. You know, all the other inmates love the food and have no negative emotions...jail is joy...only our dear Paris felt lonely, disconnected, grief, guilt, and lonliness.

At least she will wear a designer ankle bracelet to show all her friends at the next party!

How much you wanna bet their will be a new fashion trend...Paris ankle braclets.

You it's just a matter of time!

Chris said...

She is a saint and a patriot. God bless her.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaaa!!! Chris, you're great!

Doctor Mom™ said...

May I co-sign that note too please?

Also signed,

p.s. Drop the Simple Life and just get a friggin' life!