I was just browsing CNNand I came across another
Tobey Maguire article
It was about what he plans
on doing next...
And then I read this sentence:
"His top priority is spending time with his fiancee, Jennifer Meyer,
and their 5-month-old daughter, Ruby Sweetheart."
WAIT... HOLD ON....
he named his kid... "Ruby Sweetheart??"
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
Pfffffffffffffffffffffft LAME
7 comments:
I named my ferret Ruby Sweetheart. I guess you think that's lame, too.
I get the sense Tobey will be the object of your wrath for the forseeable future.
That's just retarded.
How about Virginia Mary? That would have been a great name.
Apple Blossom? Coco Krispies? What would you choose for a name?
Ruby Sweetheart? It makes me wonder what names DIDN'T make it.
Quartz Poopykins?
Garnet Schnookums?
Cubic Zirconium Hunnybunny?
Giving your kid a name like that is a form a child abuse, isn't it?
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