Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I don't like your tone
Keep barking orders at me
I'll get right on that...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Moderator said...

Greatest haiku ever written. I mean that. If I taught college level haiku, this would be on the syllabus

Anonymous said...

When I worked at the
Massachusetts factory,
I hated my job.

I would start at three
and work until eleven.
I had to take speed.

Then there came a day
When I said "I'm outta here"
And didn't show up.

It just so happened
that the department I worked
was short staffed that week.

And there was only
One other girl working there
She was on her own.

She had a bad week.
But me, I had a GREAT week.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Anonymous said...

Towards the end of my tenure, I grew to dislike that chick because I was offended when she said I was: "Not normal"...
(I wonder if she reads my site)

Teri said...

she had you pegged from the very beginning, Dick.

I'm sure if she read your site you would be in a straight jacket by now.