standing in front of me
in dunkin donuts this morning
Dear Mam,
I couldn't help but notice your unique smell
while I waited in line for my coffee
If I was to describe it, I would have to say...
You smelled like a cross between a life-sized
Strawberry Shortcake Doll and a Homeless Person.
Listen.. I know you think that your "Strawberry Perfume"
from the dollar store is masking the stench of your non-bathed body
But you need to know - it's not working out for you
So, Here's a TIP - Free of charge:
For about the same price you paid for that
magical strawberry scent
you could buy this
Think about it.
You wouldn't just be helping yourself,
you'd be helping AMERICA
thanks!
Jen@ casual slack
3 comments:
I found you by way of Mel's blog.
Don't you love people and all of their 'unique' smells? Sometimes I just want to grab them and say "What is your problem?" Obviously we need to tell them because I guess they think they smell good!
As I mentioned before, Grannydot was staying with us for 2 fucking months – through Christmas. We have an artificial tree, and for realistic effect, I put in a pine scent air freshener in the tree. Grannydot’s chair was next to the tree, and sometimes, when I would walk by the tree, it would smell like someone shit in a pine forest. Some odors just can’t be covered up.
good stuff.
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