Kitty is a MAMMY! God, people. You don't know a mammy when you see one?
True Story: Went to work one day (litigation law firm, providence) on Halloween - everyone got dressed up and, lo and behold, this older, church cult following, weird, pilgrim type lady comes in dressed in a period dress and pinafore (apron) with the bandana on her head and, yes, you guessed it, tons and tons of padding in her back end... so I said, "What are you, Deb?" she says in a matter of fact voice, "Well, I'm a Mammy." "A MAMMY?!!" "Deb, you can't be a mammy in a god damned civil rights law firm... you can't even say Mammy in civil rights law firm... you ARE kidding, right?"
"No, I don't think anything is wrong with it - lots of people had mammies a hundred years ago...my great grandparents even had a mammy... and I'm (get this) honoring the tradition"
"Deb! having a mammy isn't a goddamned TRADITION!" She just stood there confused - Subsequently, she was sent home... she really should have been fired.
8 comments:
awww, is he going as Cat Jemima for Halloween??
Pictures of Travis always brighten my day. Yes, I am that lame.
Seriously cute kitty!
Mel- you should win an award for that comment
it made me laugh out loud!!
"is he going as Cat Jemima for Halloween"
BWWAHAhahahahahahahhah
you're not lame!
Skylers Dad - Thanks!
Travis says thanks too
=)
What a cutie :)
If his hair were a little longer, he could be Manny Ramirez.
poor Travis! you sent this to Stuff on My Cat, didn't you?
Kitty is a MAMMY! God, people. You don't know a mammy when you see one?
True Story: Went to work one day (litigation law firm, providence) on Halloween - everyone got dressed up and, lo and behold, this older, church cult following, weird, pilgrim type lady comes in dressed in a period dress and pinafore (apron) with the bandana on her head and, yes, you guessed it, tons and tons of padding in her back end... so I said, "What are you, Deb?" she says in a matter of fact voice, "Well, I'm a Mammy."
"A MAMMY?!!" "Deb, you can't be a mammy in a god damned civil rights law firm... you can't even say Mammy in civil rights law firm... you ARE kidding, right?"
"No, I don't think anything is wrong with it - lots of people had mammies a hundred years ago...my great grandparents even had a mammy... and I'm (get this) honoring the tradition"
"Deb! having a mammy isn't a goddamned TRADITION!"
She just stood there confused - Subsequently, she was sent home... she really should have been fired.
Happy Halloween Beyotches!
Angela seems to do her own posts in the comments. LOL
I love the picture of Travis!
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