Wednesday, September 27, 2006

for ZED

As many of you may already know
Zed over at
The World According to Zed
is a big big fan of the "clamato chip"

She is trying to create a new "snack chip"
that will be all the rage

so she's having a
Choose a Tortilla Chip "Flavor" Contest

The scottish theme from my earlier post inspired me
So after spending hours and hours
in the kitchen
I have developed a new flavor for her
If these are Zed approved...
You'll be seeing these on the shelf very soon

I bet your mouth is watering... isn't it.


Anonymous said...

I personally feel that "Creamed Salmon" flavor might be nice.

Teri said...

you're killing me over here, Jen.

nice packaging. i think that flavor will go over well.

let me know when they are supposed to hit the stores so that I can rush right out and get some...

Zed said...

Yum yum! Thanks, Jen!!

I wonder what Haggis tastes like--I'm sure it's great though. :)

mixednut said...

Sans mentioned hedgehog.
Awww, you don't really eat the little guys, do ya??

Anonymous said...

that looks delicious. I'd buy anything with a guy in a kilt on the packaging.

Jen said...

I hope they don't eat

Jen said...

Creamed Salmon sounds

I also
suggested pickled herring

what do you think?

Jen said...

I'll send you a free case

Anonymous said...


Teri said...

thanks, Jen. I'll have a big party when the box arrives to celebrate.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the word "haggis" is used as an insult over in Scotland or England. Like, "That lass is a haggis", or "Blimey, you've got the face of a haggis!", or "Sod off, mate, you stink like a haggis!". I wonder....

Jen said...

Sans will know...

Lynda said...

I like the creamed salmon idea much better.

Zed said...

To make everyone happy we can have

a combo chip, such as Haggis-Creamed Salmon Tortilla Chips


We can have two separate flavors:
1. Crispy, Tasty Fried Haggis Tortilla Chips
2. Creamed Salmon Torilla Chips, grilled to perfection

Zed said...

Oh, wait. You can't grill creamed salmon.

Okay, how about Creamed Salmon Torilla Chips, now you can DRINK your favorite tortilla chips... No?

Lynda said...

I will drink it only if it has crunch.

Jenn said...

oh, my gosh, that is so gross. Althought I thought ketchup chips would be gross, but they are good. Who knew?

Jen said...

I am seeing an entire food

"Pffftt Brand Foods"

•SPAM chips
•creamed salmon tortilla smoothies

•Zed's Haggis Chips & Dip

Invest in the stock now kids
because it's gonna be HUGE!!

Sans Pantaloons said...

To the best of my knowledge, Haggis is not used as a put down other than 'Haggis breath'. similar to 'Garlic breath', but since the person probably has just eaten Haggis, it's a statement of fact.

Hedgehog flavor crisps (we eejits call chips crisps) did exist some years ago, but I think they were withdrawn under European legislation because there wasn't actually any hedgehog in them.

Zed said...

I'm with you on the food line, Jen! We could be millionaires--and you could quit your job!

And though I haven't mentioned it, Pickled Herring Tortilla Chips sound like winners!