Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...The Tuesday
Work Sucks Haiku


Your face makes me cringe
Don't stand so close to me please
Working with you SUCKS!




Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

10 comments:

Teri said...

nice hole for you to put that nasty broad you work with. just make sure your chair doesn't fall in.

Ma Titwonky said...

Very nice haiku! I stink at doing those but I love reading the ones other people do. :)

mixednut said...

People are stupid.
Why did I come in today?
Oh yeah, I have to.

My first haiku!

Jen said...

good job mixed nut!
keep 'em coming..!

Zed said...

I came in at 6.
I should stay 'til 6 p.m.??
Get real and then DIE.



Thank you. Thank you. (Bowing.)

Jen said...

**loud applause**

Zed said...

:) Thank you, Jen!

I shall try to remain humble about my haiku skills. But it won't be easy...

Teri said...

Bravo Zed, bravo. That was classic!

Not sure how I feel about the dieing part, but it's still brilliant.

2 fools said...

Back the fuck up, Sir
If I can see your nose hair
You're way too damn close

Zed said...

Thanks Teri!

I'm actually anti-violence and death. I'm very anti-death. It's the haiku. They bring out the worst in me. :)