Wednesday, May 31, 2006

flashback

When I was driving to work this morning
I had this Drivers ED flashback...

I was trying to remember the word for:
When you stare at the lines in the road and it almost hypnotizes you...
There's a word for that...
Anyone know the word?

Anyway - the word never came to me
But I did remember the Drivers ED teacher - don't recall his name
big guy.. balding... 80's porn star mustache
tight adidas nylon pants... yeah... he was HOT!

Every class he would eat an apple.
the ENTIRE Apple - CORE and all
WTF?
Who Eats the Core???
And who the hell eats an apple right in the
middle of teaching a class???
Don't teachers get about 20 breaks per day?

And that's my flashback.


8 comments:

2 fools said...

Highway Hypnosis

Jen said...

That's not the word.
fool.

2 fools said...

HAHAHAHHAHHA
Is too queerbait.

Jen said...

Get Bent!
That's the word?

It Can't Be!??
The APPLE MAN had a BIG word for it

Maybe he made it up.

2 fools said...

I could be wrong, puddin'. Let me research this long word for you. Highway Hypnosis couldn't be it (being the short little word that it is). teeheeteehee

Anonymous said...

please post more flashbacks
i love driving but i like to cut people off
and road rage

Anonymous said...

Jen, I beleive te words you are looking for is "Empty FIeld Myopia"

Anonymous said...

I wonder if any Driver's ED teachers get run over by their students? I'd love to see that.