"This house has quite a long and colorful history.It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and
was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings,
and five John Denver Christmas specials."
- C. Montgomery Burns
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these berrys taste like hurt.
ralph wiggum
And the John Denver Christmas specials were the most heinous evil act that took place in that house. I hear tales that people drove toothpicks through their eardrums to escape the horror, but it was too late... they'd never forget the pain. They were scarred for life.
If they're all murdered when we get back, I'll owe you a Coke, Smithers.
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